BP Fantasy Baseball (2008-2024, Current Champion = MD Buckeye again)

[Jaxbuck]

Braves just activated Acuna.

Waiting to get word he was struck by lightning on the ride over from Gwinnett to the stadium.

 

[Jake]

My "hitters" are 0/23 today, 6/49 this week. I don't think a team BA of .122 is very good.

 

[brodybuck21]

@Jaxbuck and I swapped underperforming schlubs (Hoskins for walsh)

 

[brodybuck21]

@Jaxbuck and I swapped underperforming schlubs (Hoskins for walsh)

And Walsh goes yard vs. Boston just now

 

[Jake]

And Walsh goes yard vs. Boston just now

At least he had the decency to do it while still on your roster.

 

[brodybuck21]

At least he had the decency to do it while still on your roster.

True

 

[Jaxbuck]

@Jaxbuck and I swapped underperforming schlubs (Hoskins for walsh)

Fantasy change of scenery trade. Seriously.

Two moribund fucktards who are essentially the same guy if they ever hit again so why the fuck not? The act of trading them should trigger post trade karma for one of us at least.

 

[brodybuck21]

Fantasy change of scenery trade. Seriously.

Two moribund fucktards who are essentially the same guy if they ever hit again so why the fuck not? The act of trading them should trigger post trade karma for one of us at least.

One would think!

 

[Jake]

I'm thin at RF, if anyone wants to consider a trade.

 

[Bucklion]

I'm thin at RF, if anyone wants to consider a trade.

Which team are you?

 

[Jaxbuck]

5 for 32 to get the weekend faceplant started

Five. For. Thirty fucking two.

 

[Bucklion]

5 for 32 to get the weekend faceplant started

Five. For. Thirty fucking two.

My guys were like 2/6 because 2/3 of my team is living in monsoon season

 

[Jake]

With @Jaxbuck ass-raping me in every category, and tired of batting .199 each week, it is roster overhaul time.

Fortunately, some others grew frustrated with dudes and I picked up their cuts - one man's trash? Who knows?

At worst, I can watch a different set of underachieving bums for the next few weeks.

 

[Jaxbuck]

With @Jaxbuck ass-raping me in every category, and tired of batting .199 each week, it is roster overhaul time.

Fortunately, some others grew frustrated with dudes and I picked up their cuts - one man's trash? Who knows?

At worst, I can watch a different set of underachieving bums for the next few weeks.

It’s all dumb luck man.

These ass munches will stampede for the IL or go catatonic at the plate any day now.

 

[brodybuck21]

I'm getting worked 11-0