BP Fantasy Baseball (2008-2024, Current Champion = MD Buckeye again)

[Jaxbuck]

I'm working on losing the hitting battle to a team batting less than .250 again this week. It's barely May and I already hate these bums.

At least DeGrom is on the IL now. I'm sure that'll help.

Abreu was so distressed at coming out of his slump and starting to produce for my fantasy team that he tried to kill himself on the field last night by running into the hitter while fielding a pop-up.

If he lives and can remember his name again at any point this year, I have one too many 1B and one too many SS. The needs I have are too numerous to list.

 

[buckeyemania11]

I now have 9 players on the IL and 1 "NA"

 

[Jake]

I now have 9 players on the IL and 1 "NA"

I've got 6 IL, 1 DTD, and 1 NA as Jeff McNeil has joined the IL parade.

Unfortunately, 5 IL spots is the Yahoo max. If it could be higher I'd probably make it 8 next season.

 

[Jaxbuck]

I've been fortunate in that some of my key IL trips were season enders so I can just drop them.

and yeah, that's about the best thing I can say about my season thus far

 

[Jake]

My team BA is .244

for the season

After last week's performance your boys are up to .250 for the season. Me? A whopping .251 and somehow I'm in first place.

Only thing saving my ass (so far) has been pitching, although Bieber has looked more like Justin than Shane lately.

 

[Bucklion]

Stupid question...but how do you see your teams cumulative stats? I can’t find it, and I gotta get in on this shit

 

[Jaxbuck]

Stupid question...but how do you see your teams cumulative stats? I can’t find it, and I gotta get in on this shit

League-->Team Stats--> switch from W/L view to Team Totals

 

[Jaxbuck]

Conforto to the DL with a severe case of sucking.

 

[Mike80]

My team hits like a 6u blind tee ball team and they make up for it by pitching like a bunch of 85 year old geriatrics battling gout.

Good times!

 

[Jake]

League-->Team Stats--> switch from W/L view to Team Totals

Alternatively: My Team--->Team Log. This will include every bum who played for you this season, whether or not they're still on your roster.

Hunter Dozier went 0/30 for me. I can fucking go 0-for-30!

 

[Jaxbuck]

Alternatively: My Team--->Team Log. This will include every bum who played for you this season, whether or not they're still on your roster.

Hunter Dozier went 0/30 for me. I can fucking go 0-for-30!

and then the cocksucker tried to kill Abreu

 

[Jake]

Don't have him in this league but just took the Mike Trout "6-8 weeks" kick in the balls in two others.

 

[buckeyemania11]

Offense is off to a red hot start this week. 8/51 with 0 HR and 5 RBI

 

[Bucklion]

Well my team has finally hung that left on Jabroni Drive...it was fun while it lasted

 

[buckeyemania11]

2nd time this year ive put up a 0 in a matchup. Very good.