I'm working on losing the hitting battle to a team batting less than .250 again this week. It's barely May and I already hate these bums.
At least DeGrom is on the IL now. I'm sure that'll help.
Abreu was so distressed at coming out of his slump and starting to produce for my fantasy team that he tried to kill himself on the field last night by running into the hitter while fielding a pop-up.
If he lives and can remember his name again at any point this year, I have one too many 1B and one too many SS. The needs I have are too numerous to list.
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