BP Fantasy Baseball (2008-2024, Current Champion = MD Buckeye again)

[Jaxbuck]

Anderson, Donaldson, and Lewis...I have a fucking law firm on IR and it’s the first week. Fuck me

Has that malingering cunt Donaldson, ever been off the IL?

 

[Bucklion]

Has that malingering cunt Donaldson, ever been off the IL?

Long enough to rebreak his dick after 2 ABs, thus costing me 3 days before I can replace him.

 

[desert_buckeye]

How in the hell do the Astros and As have Sunday off?

 

[Smudger]

Just peeped that 18 SB *extended* week. Sheesh.

 

[Jaxbuck]

Hey Commish: when the games ended last night I was up 9-3 and winning HR's by 2

Now today it's 8-4 and I lost HR's by 1

When I look at the weekly total Trent Grishamn gets credit for 1 HR and Rhys Hoskins gets the same.

Both hit 2 HR's this week and were starting on the days they hit them.

Runs are also off but I lost that one anyway so don't worry about it. WTF?

 

[Jaxbuck]

Just peeped that 18 SB *extended* week. Sheesh.

Yahbot drafted for speed and over indexed a bit.

I would be willing to trade some surplus SB's.

 

[Jake]

Hey Commish: when the games ended last night I was up 9-3 and winning HR's by 2

Now today it's 8-4 and I lost HR's by 1

When I look at the weekly total Trent Grishamn gets credit for 1 HR and Rhys Hoskins gets the same.

Both hit 2 HR's this week and were starting on the days they hit them.

Runs are also off but I lost that one anyway so don't worry about it. WTF?

Yahoo seems fucked at the moment. They haven't even updated the standings, and there's a notice on the league page about "scoring and waiver issues".

 

[Jaxbuck]

Yahoo seems fucked at the moment. They haven't even updated the standings, and there's a notice on the league page about "scoring and waiver issues".

I figured. The more I looked at it the more fucked it was so it has to be a system issue.

No biggie.

Thanks

 

[Jaxbuck]

 

[Jaxbuck]

Now 1/21

One for fucking twenty one

That seems like it shouldn't be possible with MLB hitters

 

[Mike80]

Now 1/21

One for fucking twenty one

That seems like it shouldn't be possible with MLB hitters

ehhh....I can't seem to put anything together either....with the exception of Opening Day, my team is hitting like .150 otherwise

 

[Jake]

Blake Snell just imploded against the Pirates and didn't get out of the first inning, despite retiring the first two batters. Too bad he's not on @Jaxbuck's team this week.

Gave up two rockets off the outfield wall, fired one over the catcher's head, and hit a batter with a 55 foot curveball. That batter had been 0-for-15 with 12 Ks.

 

[MD Buckeye]

Blake Snell just imploded against the Pirates and didn't get out of the first inning, despite retiring the first two batters. Too bad he's not on @Jaxbuck's team this week.

Gave up two rockets off the outfield wall, fired one over the catcher's head, and hit a batter with a 55 foot curveball. That batter had been 0-for-15 with 12 Ks.

Thank you for bringing that to our attention.

 

[Jaxbuck]

Watching my team's stat line go from bad to almost unbelievable this week

 

[Bucklion]

I still need 3 more innings to get the minimum. DeGrom has been rained/snowed out twice. If he does get to pitch it'll be in Colorado now.

That was me and Max Scherzer last week...and when he did finally pitch he got lit up like Marion Berry at a hooker convention