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Jameson Taillon is currently being gang raped on the mound in Philadelphia.

Right out there in front of everyone. He's completely defenseless.

Somebody call for help

Only lasted 1.2 innings. Must’ve had one of these.

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Jameson Taillon is currently being gang raped on the mound in Philadelphia.

Right out there in front of everyone. He's completely defenseless.

Somebody call for help

Only lasted 1.2 innings. Must’ve had one of these.

against-rape-whistle-1503560623-62383153-d0392473395b114aaee16b822a1a49d0.jpg
Listen, you send a man with one testicle up on a mound and the boys of summer are gonna get a little curious with how far they can go.
 
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Jameson Taillon treated for suspected testicular cancer
Today I lost a piece of my ‘manhood.’ But today I’m feeling like more of a man than I ever have,” Taillon wrote in a heartfelt yet humorous statement he posted on his Twitter account. “My journey hasn’t been the smoothest. But it is my journey, and I wouldn’t change it for anything.”

Safe to say he lost the other piece tonight?
 
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At least your lads play. If there was a minimum AB limit I’d be butt-plunged every week at the rate these clowns take one on the hands, slip on the dugout steps & complain about back ‘tightness’. Softer than Charmin this lot.
 
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