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BP Fantasy Baseball (2008-2024, Current Champion = MD Buckeye again)

I actually streamed Charlie fucking Morton against him in a roto league where I have a surplus of innings. Looks like I'm gonna get a cheap win.

I'm using him and Zack Davies tonight. Talk about a cheap win. Davies might get one. I'm not letting Serious mass-pitcher-barrage-fuck me this go-round.

Quick! Duck! That's 2-3 SPs flying in your fucking face! Nightly...
 
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I'm using him and Zack Davies tonight. Talk about a cheap win. Davies might get one. I'm not letting Serious mass-pitcher-barrage-fuck me this go-round.

Quick! Duck! That's 2-3 SPs flying in your fucking face! Nightly...

He's mental. His avatar isn't too far from the truth. He likes his SP now so I don't know if he'll try that again, but now he's texting me with cold feet about our trade. I guess trading a 70 RBI guy is giving him pause. :lol:
 
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So shortly after midnight Serious cut Story.

:lol:

I'm thinking about snatching him up off waivers real fast just to fuck with him some more.

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Then offering to trade him back to Serious
 
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Myers and Bautista battled it out last night for shittiest performance by a batter on a Monday. It ended in a draw as both lived up to my team name.

Combined they went 0-for-10 with 8 strike outs. Fuck, give me a bat. I can do that.
 
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Astros placed SS Carlos Correa on the 10-day disabled list with a torn ligament in his left thumb. Correa is expected to miss the next 6-8 weeks, putting him out until early-to-mid September.

Maybe I should make Serious an offer for Story? :ohbrother:
 
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Astros placed SS Carlos Correa on the 10-day disabled list with a torn ligament in his left thumb. Correa is expected to miss the next 6-8 weeks, putting him out until early-to-mid September.

Maybe I should make Serious an offer for Story? :ohbrother:

Story had a productive night on the FA list. Now he's back to mediocre, I hope. At least for the next 6 days.

On a side note, Didi is available.

Looks like Marwin might be filling in at SS for the Astros and DSS, where he primarily plays already.
 
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Story had a productive night on the FA list. Now he's back to mediocre, I hope. At least for the next 6 days.

On a side note, Didi is available.

Looks like Marwin might be filling in at SS for the Astros and DSS, where he primarily plays already.

I just love the timing. I carried Marte for a month. The day he returns Correa goes out. I hate this fucking game. :lol::argh:
 
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