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BP Fantasy Baseball (2008-2023, Current Champion = MD Buckeye)

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Jaxbuck said:
There's a distinct possibility

but around here, how would anyone know?
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Good question. I will just say that no, you can’t win a football game when the other team scores a touchdown. Yes, an Ohio State player owes it to me to play in a bowl game even if he is going to be a first round pick and the game is meaningless. I once watched Giovanni Strassini in the Rose Bowl. If that’s insane, what the fuck do you know?
 
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CFPBuckeye said:
Good question. I will just say that no, you can’t win a football game when the other team scores a touchdown. Yes, an Ohio State player owes it to me to play in a bowl game even if he is going to be a first round pick and the game is meaningless. I once watched Giovanni Strassini in the Rose Bowl. If that’s insane, what the fuck do you know?
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Like Freud said to the pathological streaker, clearly I can see your nuts.
 
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Going to start Taillon tonight vs Reds

I should have my fucking head examined

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Exactly what I thought would happen. Taillon can't even handle the fucking Reds.

Pretty sure I'm going 0-14 this week.
 
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Jaxbuck said:
Going to start Taillon tonight vs Reds

I should have my fucking head examined

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Exactly what I thought would happen. Taillon can't even handle the fucking Reds.

Pretty sure I'm going 0-14 this week.
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Dude. Never, ever count on the Reds to do anything. You should know better.
 
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Jaxbuck said:
If you fancy yourself a MLB pitcher and get owned by Scooter Gennett you should have to go get a set of tits tattooed on your back and his name tramp stamped over your ass.

You are his bitch, might as well go all in.
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And the real bitch of it is that the Reds are going to blow this lead, too.
 
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