BP donations based on THE GAME Nov 27th, and TSUN football jokes

[buckzv]

Michigan Jokes

Standard stuff, not too bad.

Michigan Jokes

 

[Zander42]

Not exactly a proper joke, but I received this little history lesson in the text of an email from a group of guys I used to play football with back in Ohio. They are playing on Friday and this is the explanation for the origin of the Thanksgiving Holiday:

"250 years ago, in 1382, a group of Pilgrims landed in a Plymouth seeking tech support for their boat, the El Camino, from a group of Indians. The Indians fashioned a new engine running on biodiesel from corn, which they called Maize. Unfortunately, all the Pilgrims died before they could return home, because of a bad case of Scarlet Fever. Ironically, 250 years later, it is the Scarlet and Grey which annually destroy the Maize and Blue, for which we give Thanks."

 

[generaladm]

Jim Tressel, Lllllloyd Carr, and Rich Rodriguez walk in to a bar...I forget the rest, but Ann Arbor is a whore.

 

[Tonyank]

Predictions:
1 - Dane Sanz scores the first Buckeye TD
2 - 335 yards total offense for Pryor
3 - Dane S. will have tOSU's most receiving yards
4 - Chekwa will be tOSU's leading tackler
5 - Chekwa will pick off a TSUN pass
6 - The tOSU defense will force 5 turnovers


$0.10 for every point tOSU scores
$0.50 for every 50 rushing yards. @25+ rounding up (224 yards =200, 225 yards = 250)
$0.25 for every 50 passing yards. @25+ rounding up (224 yards =200, 225 yards = 250)
$0.25 for every Sack, INT and DFR.
$10.00 for every time RR throws his headset.
$1.00 for every 2 point successful conversion.

Sorry im a cheap bastard, new baby and christmas is days away :)

 

[gregorylee]

Predictions:
1 - Dane S. scores the first Buckeye TD
2 - 350 yards total offense for Pryor
3 - Dane S. will have tOSU's most receiving yards
4 - Rolle will be tOSU's leading tackler
5 - Chekwa will pick off a pass
6 - The tOSU defense will force 3 turnovers

I am going to blatantly rip off Tony, but since he is a cheap bastard I will donate more!


$0.20 for every point tOSU scores
$1.00 for every 50 rushing yards. @25+ rounding up (224 yards =200, 225 yards = 250)
$0.50 for every 50 passing yards. @25+ rounding up (224 yards =200, 225 yards = 250)
$0.50 for every Sack, INT and DFR.
[strike]$10.00 for every time RR throws his headset.[/strike] I aint that rich
$2 for every catch from TE
$2.00 for every 2 point successful conversion.

 

[DaddyBigBucks]

The DSA prediction for the game is:

tOSU: 50-51
scUM: 19-21
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I will donate $2 for every point by which each team diverges from their predicted range.

I will also donate $5 for each Buckeye who scores at least 1 touchdown.


1. Boom
2. 278
3. Posey
4. Rolle
5. Chekwa
6. 4

 

[Deety]

Predictions:
1 - Dane S. scores the first Buckeye TD
2 - 350 yards total offense for Pryor
3 - Dane S. will have tOSU's most receiving yards
4 - Rolle will be tOSU's leading tackler
5 - Chekwa will pick off a pass
6 - The tOSU defense will force 3 turnovers

I am going to blatantly rip off Tony and gregorylee ripping off Tony. :p

Okay, time to go for broke and be happy about it!

$1 per Buckeye point scored
$1 per int/recovered fumble
$1 per sack
$1 x number of Buckeyes getting TDs
$1 per yard traveled by thrown scUM headsets (may be approximate)

Plus:
$10 if the Buckeyes block at least one kick
$10 if the Buckeyes get at least one safety
$10 if the Bucks go for 2 and get it at least once
$25 if a Boren gets a TD
$100 for a shutout (we have installment plans, right?)

 

[MightbeaBuck]

$1 per yard traveled by thrown scUM headsets (may be approximate)

Should we alert him to go for lateral distance instead of trying to create the deepest possible divits?

 

[LordJeffBuck]

Let's keep it simple....

A dollar a point, a dollar a yard.

I've already pledged $250 for a win.

I'm hoping I'm a grand lighter on Saturday afternoon.

 

[Tonyank]

Let's keep it simple....

A dollar a point, a dollar a yard.

I've already pledged $250 for a win.

I'm hoping I'm a grand lighter on Saturday afternoon.

and i thought i was cheap......

 

[RockstarBuckeye]

Fuck Michigan!

 

[Jake]

Put me down for $1 for each point scored by the good guys.

 

[Deety]

Put me down for $1 for each point scored by the good guys. I'm going to make this my biggest vcash day in BP history.

Get some predictions so you can get the multipliers!

 

[Jake]

Get some predictions so you can get the multipliers!

4. Predict tOSU's leading (total) tackler: Rolle
5. Predict which Buckeye gets an interception: Torrence
6. Predict the exact number of turnovers forced by the tOSU defense: 3

Our offense was already on the field so I only took the defensive ones.

 

[Tonyank]

Predictions:
1 - Dane Sanz scores the first Buckeye TD
2 - 335 yards total offense for Pryor
3 - Dane S. will have tOSU's most receiving yards
4 - Chekwa will be tOSU's leading tackler
5 - Chekwa will pick off a TSUN pass
6 - The tOSU defense will force 5 turnovers


$0.10 for every point tOSU scores
$0.50 for every 50 rushing yards. @25+ rounding up (224 yards =200, 225 yards = 250)
$0.25 for every 50 passing yards. @25+ rounding up (224 yards =200, 225 yards = 250)
$0.25 for every Sack, INT and DFR.
$10.00 for every time RR throws his headset.
$1.00 for every 2 point successful conversion.

Sorry im a cheap bastard, new baby and christmas is days away :)

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