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BP donations based on THE GAME Nov 27th, and TSUN football jokes

BB73

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A win clinches at least a share of a record-tying 6th straight Big Ten Championship for the Buckeyes.

Before the game, posters may commit to a donation amount for BP based on particular performance aspects of the tOSU football team. vCash will be given in the same amounts as in the Spring Drive (v10,000 from BP and the same from me), but these vCash amounts can be multiplied based on a poster making successful predictions about what will happen during the game.

Threads like this for the Marshall and Miami games raised over $700 for BP and generated over $30 million in vCash for those who participated!

To donate, just pick an amount in one or more of these categories for the TSUN game (or create your own category), make your predictions in that same post, thanks for supporting BP, and enjoy the game and your vCash!

Sample Donation Categories (these are all just for the TSUN game):
20 cents, 30 cents, 50 cents, or $1 cash for each point that tOSU scores

$2, $3, or $5 for each touchdown that tOSU scores

3 cents, 5 cents, or 10 cents cash for each yard of total offense for Terrelle Pryor

3 cents, 5 cents, or 10 cents cash for each net rushing yard for tOSU

Chances to Multiply your vCash (each correct entry will increase your total by your original amount):
1. Name who scores tOSU's first TD: if correct, your vCash is increased
2. Predict TP's total offense: if within 35 yards, your vCash is increased
3. Predict which player will have the most net receiving yards for tOSU: if correct, vCash gets bumped
4. Predict tOSU's leading (total) tackler: if correct, vCash gets bumped
5. Predict which Buckeye gets an interception: if correct, vCash gets bumped
6. Predict the exact number of turnovers forced by the tOSU defense

7. Bonus - if the TV broadcast asks a trivia question during the game, and you are the first person to answer it correctly within the game thread, your final vCash amount will be re-tripled

An example of how vCash would be calculated:
A poster commits to 20 cents per each Buckeye point, and 5 cents for each net rushing yard. The Buckeyes score 31 points, and they rush for 180 net yards. The committed donation to BP is $15.20 ($6.20 + $9.00).

The starting vCash amount is v$20,000 times 15.20, or v$304,000. Let's say that the prediction of TP's total yardage was exactly 35 yards off, so that's a win, and the prediction of Chimdi Chekwa getting an interception came true (even though somebody else had an interception earlier in the game). The two correct predictions make the vCash amount equal to v$912,000.

And if that poster was the first one to post the correct trivia answer from the TV question in the game thread, that final amount would be tripled to v$2,736,000. Regardless of the final amount, half of it comes from BP's vCash generator, and half of it comes from my total.

Sample post for someone making a donation:

I'm committing to donate 20 cents to BP for each point that the Buckeyes score against TSUN.

Predictions:
1 - xxxxx xxxxxxxx scores the first Buckeye TD
2 - xxx yards total offense for Pryor
3 - xxxxx xxxxxxx will have tOSU's most receiving yards
4 - xxxxx xxxxxxx will be tOSU's leading tackler
5 - xxxxx xxxxxxx will pick off a TSUN pass
6 - The tOSU defense will force x turnovers

NOTE - anyone wishing to anonymously make a donation to BP in this manner could send me a PM with the same information

We don't give a damn about the whole state of TSUN, and Go Bucks!

BONUS - I'll donate $250,000 vCash for every TSUN football joke the first time it's posted in this thread.
 
Also:

Bonus v5,000,000 when you state your donation bet (as soon as I see it), so you have it in time to double up on Saturday. :biggrin:

I'm going to have to think about what to bet this week. Michigan week calls for something special... muhahaha.
 
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I will donate $1 for every TFL by the Silver Bullets!
$2 for every sack of the tsun QB and,
$5 for every sack by Cam Heyward.

My Prognostications:

1. Boom scores tOSU's first TD:
2. 265-- TP's total offense
3. Sanz will have the most net receiving yards for tOSU:
4. Rolle will be OSU's leading (total) tackler
5. Checkwa gets an interception
6. 3 turnovers forced by the tOSU defense

Ann Arbor News Report: Football practice in Ann Arbor was delayed on Monday for nearly two hours.
One of the offensive players, while on his way to the locker room, happened to look down and notice a suspicious looking, unknown, white powdery substance on the practice field.
The head coach, Rich Rodrigez, immediately suspended practice while the FBI was called in to investigate.
After a complete field analysis, the FBI determined that the white substance unknown to the players was the goal line.
Practice was resumed when the FBI decided that the team would not be likely to encounter the substance again.

It was reported that Michigan head football coach Rodriguez will only be dressing twenty players for the Ohio State game.
The rest of the players will have to get dressed by themselves.
 
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I'm committing to donate 50 cents to BP for each point that the Buckeyes score against TSUN.

Predictions:
1 - Herron scores the first Buckeye TD
2 - 260 yards total offense for Pryor
3 - Posey will have tOSU's most receiving yards
4 - Rolle will be tOSU's leading tackler
5 - Homan will pick off a TSUN pass
6 - The tOSU defense will force 2 turnovers

Bonus question: Woody Hayes
 
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One day, while driving along, I saw a priest. I thought I would do a good deed so I pulled over and asked the priest, "Where are you going Father?" "I'm going to give mass at St. Francis Church, about 2 miles down the road," replied the priest.

"Climb in, Father! I'll give you a lift!" The priest climbed into the rear passenger seat, and we continued down the road.

Suddenly, I saw a Michigan fan walking down the road with that "M" shirt on, and I instinctively swerved as if to hit him. But, as usual, I swerved back into the road just in time. Even though I was certain that I had missed the guy, I still heard a loud "THUD." Not understanding where the noise came from, I glanced in my mirrors but still didn't see anything.

I then remembered the priest and turned to him and said, "Sorry Father, I almost hit that Michigan fan."

"That's OK," replied the priest, "I got him with the door."
 
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$1.00 for each point by which the Buckeyes cover the spread. (17)
25 cents for each point by which the Buckeyes exceed last years margin of victory. (11)
$10.00 for the Buckeye's first safety; $20.00 for each thereafter.
$5.00 for the first kick blocked by the Buckeyes (punt, PAT, or FG); $10.00 for each thereafter.
25 cents for each yard under 50 Robinson runs for.
25 cents for each yard under 150 scUM throws for.

1 - Pryor scores the first Buckeye TD
2 - 265 yards total offense for Pryor
3 - Posey will have tOSU's most receiving yards
4 - Rolle will be tOSU's leading tackler
5 - Rolle will pick off a TSUN pass
6 - The tOSU defense will force 4 turnovers


Q: What do you get when you have a basement full of Michigan fans?
A: A Whine Cellar.
 
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MightbeaBuck;1817931; said:
$1.00 for each point by which the Buckeyes cover the spread. (17)
25 cents for each point by which the Buckeyes exceed last years margin of victory. (11)
$10.00 for the Buckeye's first safety; $20.00 for each thereafter.
$5.00 for the first kick blocked by the Buckeyes (punt, PAT, or FG); $10.00 for each thereafter.
25 cents for each yard under 50 Robinson runs for.
25 cents for each yard under 150 scUM throws for.

1 - Pryor scores the first Buckeye TD
2 - 265 yards total offense for Pryor
3 - Posey will have tOSU's most receiving yards
4 - Rolle will be tOSU's leading tackler
5 - Rolle will pick off a TSUN pass
6 - The tOSU defense will force 4 turnovers


Q: What do you get when you have a basement full of Michigan fans?
[strike]A: A Whine Cellar.[/strike]
A: A basement that tragically floods to the rafters while I'm "away on vacation"

FIFY
 
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Why not. I'll dontate:
$1.00 for every Buckeye TD.
$1.00 for every Buckeye FG.
$1.00 for each interception/fumble recovery by the Buckeyes.
$1.00 for each pick-six by tOSU defense.

Predictions
1. Posey - first TD
2. 280 - TP total yards
3. Sanz - most receiving yards
4. Rolle - leading tackles
5. Checkwa - get an interception
6. 4 turnovers by tOSU defense

Payment sent via paypal!
 
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Q. What do you call a Michigan football player that has talent?
A. An Ohio product.

Q. What did the Michigan grad say to the Ohio State grad?
A. May I take your order.

4 college alumni were climbing a mountain. An Ohio State grad, a Michigan grad, a Penn State grad, & a Notre Dame grad. As they climbed they began to fight over who was the most spirited alumni & loved their school more. As they reached the top the Notre Dame grad hurled himself off the mountain. As he fell to his doom he shouted "THIS IS FOR THE FIGHTING IRISH!!!" Not wanting to be out done, the Penn State grad then shouted "THIS IS FOR THE NITTANY LIONS!!!!" and hurled himself off the side of the mountain. Of course not wanting to be outdone the Ohio State grad shouted " THIS IS FOR THE BUCKEYES" & walked over and pushed the Michigan grad over the side of the mountain!!!!!


[censored] MICHIGAN!
 
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