BP Anniversary!

[Zurp]

Sweet Merciful Crap!!! Is that you, Karen??? Is Deety my wife? Now that would be a serious shock to my system.

I wouldn't be surprised if Deety was your wife. I'm pretty sure your wife knows more about football than you do. The last time you and I watched a football game together, you kept asking which team was Ohio State and which team was Michigan. I think we were watching the Outback Bowl.

 

[Padraig]

Yeah. Plus, she always wears black skin-tight leather clothes and is pointing a gun at me.

Are you sure that's a gun in her pocket...or could she just be happy to see you?

 

[FCollinsBuckeye]

You never take us anywhere nice. Have you cleaned the garage yet?