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Boyfriend Allows Foul Ball To Hit Girlfriend

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I won't lie. People around me be damned, I'm ducking out of the way of a screaming line drive. If it hits the kids around me, fuck 'em for not paying attention.

But that guy's a fucking pussy. However, anyone who would date him, deserves a lot worse than a foul ball over the hip.
 
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cincibuck;1745719; said:
No, the greatest quote in baseball comes from Jim Bouton, Ball Four, "She looked like Joe Torre with tits."
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Or maybe it was this bit of repartee beweent one George Herman Ruth and a wealthy New York Grand Dame at a formal dinner party:

"Why Mr. Ruth, you haven't touched your asparagus."
"Sorry ma'am, but it makes my urine stink."

Or maybe it was Babe again, in the Palmer House in Chicago, after the Yankees had defeated the Cubs to win the World Series,
"Any women in here that don't want to get fucked should leave now."

Both from Babe Ruth, by Robert Creamer
 
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cincibuck;1745742; said:
Or maybe it was Babe again, in the Palmer House in Chicago, after the Yankees had defeated the Cubs to win the World Series,
"Any women in here that don't want to get fucked should leave now."

Both from Babe Ruth, by Robert Creamer
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Quickly followed by:

"Explaining to your wife (the toughest thing in baseball) why she needs a penicillin shot for your kidney infection." - Mike Hegan
 
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