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Boycott: Vendor spouting "SEC Speed"

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When I lived in North Carolina last year, there were a couple of TSUN grads whose kids played with my daughter and her friends after school in the pool every day. When they were introduced to me and learned that I was a Buckeye, they talked nonstop crap. It was a daily event to watch them slink away once Appalachian State happened. Boy, even on a crap day, there was always that to look forward to.

At the mall, there was a sports store and the owner was a Domer. Gave me a real earful. Was in tears, literally, when I visited the store and they had just lost their fifth game. I just laughed.

I prefer to enjoy these things quietly and to not talk crap back to people. I made one exception.

There was a guy running a small retail store in the mall who was a TSUN alum. When he saw my Ohio State shirt, he made some comment about the fact that an Ohio State degree "didn't begin to compare with the bar we had to clear at Michigan" and then proceeded to tell me that he had done badly on the GMAT and wasn't accepted at UNC's Kenan-Flagler business school.

I replied, "Isn't it strange how life gives us evidence of truth? Here we are, years after graduating from rival universities. You, a Michigan grad, sit in this tiny store counting your pennies and dreaming of completing your MBA. I, an Ohio State grad who flunked out his first year, stand here a PhD and full visiting professor at the very school that deemed you were not bright enough to be admitted to a Masters degree."
 
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Steve19;1141513; said:
There was a guy running a small retail store in the mall who was a TSUN alum. When he saw my Ohio State shirt, he made some comment about the fact that an Ohio State degree "didn't begin to compare with the bar we had to clear at Michigan" and then proceeded to tell me that he had done badly on the GMAT and wasn't accepted at UNC's Kenan-Flagler business school.

I replied, "Isn't it strange how life gives us evidence of truth? Here we are, years after graduating from rival universities. You, a Michigan grad, sit in this tiny store counting your pennies and dreaming of completing your MBA. I, an Ohio State grad who flunked out his first year, stand here a PhD and full visiting professor at the very school that deemed you were not bright enough to be admitted to a Masters degree."
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Did he still sell you the condoms?
 
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FCollinsBuckeye;1141470; said:
:lol:

Sushi, you most definitely showed great restraint by not retorting "Glad to see you're putting that Michigan degree to good work".
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:lol:

"...You're not God, you're just a doorman! Doorman! DOORMAN! DOORMAN!!! So.... f*&$ you, Doorman!"

Sorry, watched "Knocked Up" last night.
 
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"...You're not God, you're just a doorman! Doorman! DOORMAN! DOORMAN!!! So.... f*&$ you, Doorman!"

Sorry, watched "Knocked Up" last night.[/quote]

You old, she pregnant. You old as f*ck. I mean, for the club, not this world. Look, I would tear that ass up. Can't have old pregnant bitches runnin' around up in here. That's bad parenting, right there. Your old ass should know that.
 
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