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Bonerific moderation, internet counseling and a weepy send off

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Buckeyedynasty;994792; said:
my balls have smelled very odd lately. i become hyperglycemic and when i am real sweaty it has a really odd odor. its fruity but not sweet. more like a dull fruity smell. i havn't decided if i like it yet or not.



:rofl: God he was sick.
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Don't forget stupid and pathetic!

well dammit all i have to say is i am getting paid every 2 weeks and working a library at the moment doesn't pay anything but i needed some clothes so the journey begins with 240 bucks. go out and spend 10 on gas(to get me to easton since its so damn expensive), then go out and check out banana, foot locker, aber, and new balance. i didn't buy any shoes even though i desperately needed some but i bought some shorts on a buy one get one free deal for 15 bucks which i thought was pretty sweet. i also got a nike compression T and compression shorts for when i run and whatever else. then evil struck down on me......i went to A&F. i stopped at banana earlier and i didn't really see anything i liked so i stopped at A&F and pick up a gray T and a white T(overpriced but they are comfortable as hell and i wear them all the time), then i got some boxer briefs which was a dumbass move on my part......23 bucks. and then i bought a $70 dollar shirt. this in turn led me going to super walmart and buying my weeks worth of instant ramen noodles, yogurt, cereal, milk, and granola bars for $23. i couldn't afford any pop sadly:( . i am supposed to get my money transferred from my mutual fund this week but i seriously have one hell of a love/hate relationship whenever i go out to easton. i think it gets into my heads how everybody else is throwing money around and it sucks me into a void of hell and i feel the need to spend like no other.
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I was hoping someone would catch on to what I was doing. I forgot how painfully funny/ fucked up he was.



male genitalia produces pheromones and sweating is a common effect during arousal or intercourse for males especially. hormones are secreted through sweat and pubic hair or the genitalia region secrete other pheromones. as i said before i do not know if this is a fact or not but it seems the most likely attribution when you look at the release of androgens and women responding to male stimulus of pheromones by release of cortisol but thats just my guess.
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Does size matter?

well yes and no. most women select average to slightly above average, but it also depends on the diameter of their vaginal opening, which can be related to genetics, sexual promiscuity, or body size. its not the size of the boat, its how well you row it.
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Jessica Alba

so does this mean that in my plot to rape her, that she would take it willingly?
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I can't believe he wasn't banned earlier. :shake:
 
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Bucky Katt;994791; said:
[bkockmc]Don't you have a paycheck to be cashing?[/bkochmc]
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You know, I'm glad you mention that, because I have three of them lying around. The pay is soooooooo good at BN and here that I simply don't need the money as bad. Bye bye living "paycheck to paycheck"!




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JCOSU86;995835; said:
You know, I'm glad you mention that, because I have three of them lying around. The pay is soooooooo good at BN and here that I simply don't need the money as bad. Bye bye living "paycheck to paycheck"!




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:lol:
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You should be volunteering your time here with all the money you get from Nigeria!
 
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bkochmc;995839; said:
You should be volunteering your time here with all the money you get from Nigeria!
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He spends it all on silly putty and comic books.

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