Birthday Colon Thread

[kinch]

Okay, So it was my birthday yesterday and I used to receive a lovely b-day message from BuckeyePlanet. Maybe it was the users. I don't know.

But I want everyone here to know that they have missed out on my annual colon thread. And I have a real story.

But I won't tell it.

Or I might.

I won't tell it if I get ten happy birthday posts. If I don't, I will explode my colon story on to these pages.

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

I assume this has to do with a fat MLB pitcher

 

[BIATCHabutuka]

One, happy birthday.

Two, I assumed you were getting birthday butt sex from the thread title.

 

[kinch]

My facebook "I don't like drama" or "I hate it when people notice I got a new haircut" thread is working. Remember though, ten posts of well wishes by this time tomorrow and the miraculous colon story is outside of your eyes. . .

 

[jwinslow]

May your colon be merry forevermore.

 

[MililaniBuckeye]

I won't tell it if I get ten happy birthday posts. If I don't, I will explode my colon story on to these pages.

If you get five birthday posts, will you explode a semi-colon?

 

[kinch]

If you get five birthday posts, will you explode a semi-colon?

Oh Mili. You know I'll show you my colon anytime you want. *wink*. . . *wink*

 

[buckeyebri]

So combining your birthday and colon together tells me you may just have hit the big 50 and the doctor is telling you it is time to have the camera snake rear entry party....

Happy BDay....

I went with the pirate because my traditional :beerdrinking toast isn't available anymore......