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Best/Worst Time with Fireworks

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Just wondering what some of the craziest things you have done or seen with fireworks when you were younger. Tonight was one of the scariest of my life because I was driving myself and 4 friends around and they were lighting off fireworks and throwing them in the street. We were driving down a highway of sort that has a speed limit of 55 so, of course, I was going 65-70. He lights a Blackcat and hits the wrong fuse and instantly goes off in his lap, right next to me. Needless to say, I flinched completely. My friend got a few burns on his leg, but nothing serious. Just freaked the hell outta me.

Anyone else have a good or bad time with these?
 
I remember fireworks being canceled in Pittsburgh one year when one of the people setting them up fell off the barge and drowned... that was sad.

Developed a big crush on the kid down the street after he rushed to help my little brother who was hit by a firework that went haywire...

Best fireworks ever... about a year before the 2002 Olympics, they had a bunch of companies that wanted the contract all put on sample displays. Hours of huge fireworks against a mountain background by the Great Salt Lake... very, very impressive.
 
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Back in the mid-70s, when I was a teenager, some of my friends used to make homemade explosives. There were several memorable "events", two of which I think are worth mentioning.

One of them sounds like an urban legend, but I'm telling you this happened, I was there.

WARNING: SOMETHING BAD HAPPENS TO A SMALL RODENT IN THIS STORY. IF YOU'RE SENSITIVE, DON'T READ FURTHER.

We took one of "Jeff's" pipe-bombs into our usual undeveloped field (Columbus used to have those). We found a gopher hole that looked new, and stuffed the bomb into it, lit the fuse and ran. After observing the explosion, which was dissappointing, we started digging to see if we could find gopher remains. We stopped shortly after we began for two reasons: the ground was incredibly hard; and "Lyle" found another hole just a few feet away. The other hole came out of the ground at a shallow angle, and it seemed to form a perfect "gopher cannon". We all must have had this thought at the same time; because no one said a word. We just started walking fast in the direction the "barrel" pointed, scanning the ground.

About 50' or so from the second hole we found it. The varmint had landed on a rock, and its teeth had been jammed through the top of its head. I have felt bad about being an accessory to this matter in the years since; but at the time I laughed until tears were streaming down my face, just like everybody else.


The other event did not result in the death of any small animals, though we did come close to losing our own lives.

Instead of going to the abandoned field, we went to the common area behind "Donny's" house. There was a large family playing croquet at one end, and an area at the other end where people had dumped furniture, mattresses, and other things that the sanitation department used to refuse to pick up. (I don't know if their policies have changed or not)

We placed a pipe bomb, very similar to the one in the previous story, but bigger, into the top drawer of a desk. It didn't occur to us that the night stand that was jammed under the drawer, on which the desk was balanced, should be removed. In fact, we had to have two guys lift the desk to get the drawer open, but then we just set the desk back on the nightstand and ran (the fuse had been lit).

We took cover behind a picnic table that we had knocked over. I'm sure this looked pretty strange to the family that was playing croquet, seeing 5 kids in their early teens jammed behind a picnic table, peering over the top of it.

When the bomb went off, the sound startled me so badly that I ducked behind the table. The other guys didn't even have time to make fun of me for being a wuss before I shouted "look!" and pointed behind us. They turned to look and we all marveled at the sight of the top of the desk spinning like a frisbee toward the family that had by now stopped playing croquet.

Thankfully, the desk top didn't hit anyone. Even more fortunately, we didn't get hit. Two adult male members of the family chased us, brandishing their croquet mallets. I don't think I've ever been that scared; probably because I knew that I deserved the beating I would get if they had caught me.

Most of my friends from that time period are now either dead or in jail. I was fortunate to live long enough to straighten up, without having ever injured myself or someone else.

Ironically, the guy who actually made the pipe bombs is the one guy from that group apart from me who is doing OK. The last time I saw him, I was in Columbus for an OSU football game and I was gassing up my rental car before returning it to Thrifty on Seltzer Rd. next to the Airport. Someone shouted my name and I turned around; there was "Jeff", gassing up his immaculate white 740i. He owned his own painting business and was apparently doing VERY well.

Go Figure.
 
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Back in the mid-70s, when I was a teenager, some of my friends used to make homemade explosives. There were several memorable "events", two of which I think are worth mentioning.

One of them sounds like an urban legend, but I'm telling you this happened, I was there.

WARNING: SOMETHING BAD HAPPENS TO A SMALL RODENT IN THIS STORY. IF YOU'RE SENSITIVE, DON'T READ FURTHER.

We took one of "Jeff's" pipe-bombs into our usual undeveloped field (Columbus used to have those). We found a gopher hole that looked new, and stuffed the bomb into it, lit the fuse and ran. After observing the explosion, which was dissappointing, we started digging to see if we could find gopher remains. We stopped shortly after we began for two reasons: the ground was incredibly hard; and "Lyle" found another hole just a few feet away. The other hole came out of the ground at a shallow angle, and it seemed to form a perfect "gopher cannon". We all must have had this thought at the same time; because no one said a word. We just started walking fast in the direction the "barrel" pointed, scanning the ground.

About 50' or so from the second hole we found it. The varmint had landed on a rock, and its teeth had been jammed through the top of its head. I have felt bad about being an accessory to this matter in the years since; but at the time I laughed until tears were streaming down my face, just like everybody else.

a pic of DaddyBigBucks :tongue2:

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My father was good friends with the owner of a local fireworks company and used to assist in doing some small shows at area parks, fish & game reserves, and other private shows. The fireworks displays were comparitively small, but they were still 3", 4", and 5" Class A mortar shells.

For those who have never seen a display up close, the launching platform is a row of tightly wrapped paper tubes that are held upright in wooden frames. The frames are usually fixed with long tent stakes so that they don't fall over. For these small shows though, nothing was electronically controlled; all the shells were lit by hand using flares.

Years and years ago, probably the mid to late 80s, I was with my dad at Fairfield Fish & Game watching him and his friends set off a display. About midway through, one of the racks holding eight 4" shells fell over facing about 10 of us who were in a shelter house. One of the eight shells went off at ground level inside the shelter house. None of the others ignited, but two of the paper tubes on the rack caught fire -- though that was immediately dealt with.

Very scary.

This event prompted my dad to tell me a story on the drive home that 4th of July. My dad was once offered an opportunity to get into the fireworks industry as a business partner with one of his close friends. Dad went to Las Vegas for an International Fireworks Tradeshow before committing to the business arrangement because he wanted to get a better understanding for his legal liability/resposibility and for some safety issues. He mentioned to me that he had made the decision not to get into the business on the spot while attending a seminar on fireworks safety. He said as he looked around the room, the guy to his left was missing half an ear, the guy to his right was missing three fingers, the guy in front had burns on the back of his neck, etc ...
 
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Best - acting as the pyro-setter and orchestrator for a self-funded display (in a firework legal state). Got everything down pat, including the grand finale - which went off to background music from a Boombox.

Worst - attempting a repeat the following year, one of the mortars went hay-wire. It went of like a two-stage rocket. First stage just got the damned thing out of the tube. Second "stage" part of the remaining explosive charge went off at an angle, which you might guess sent it toward yours truly, at about hip height.

I had retired to a safe distance, but the still live shell shot toward my groin. Impacted (hard!) as I continued my hasty retreat. Then (luckily) bounced out a good distance from me before bursting with all the star shell charges on the ground. At the time I did not feel pain, merely shock.

Many jokes about my having the balls to save the spectators from fiery doom ensued. That night and the next morning that whole area went through all manner of violent shades of color. Mr Happy and his two round companions were mighty blue.

A lucky escape.
 
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When I was a kid, a few off us thought it would be cool to stand just inside a big drainage pipe by the Olentangy River and throw a M-50 down it. We learned that drain pipes amplify sound . . . A LOT.

When my brother-in-law was a kid, my father-in-law was helping him set off a big box of assorted fireworks one a time. They left the box open and, predictably, an errant launch ignited the whole lot of them. I'm told hey scrambled for cover while WWIII went off all around them.

EDIT: How the hell did I write "throw" as "through"?
 
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