Best Tailgating Stories

[osuteke]

Everything looks like steak when you're eating dog food.

And all other girls look like "10's" when you leave South Bend.

You obviously haven't been to West Lafayette. Ruff!

 

[generaladm]

That is the strangest, most random group of people. I bet that was interesting. Was the singer of Buckcherry sniffing a lot?

I have to tap into the memory bank, I'm sure I've got some good one's.

I was once in the same restaurant/bar as Russell Simmons and Cincinnati police chief Tom Streicher. I don't think either had any idea who the other was, or cared, but I couldn't help thinking that was the only time they would ever be in the same room.

 

[tsteele316]

while not exactly tailgating stories, I have some good pre-Holbrook Lane Ave adventures.

1993 OSU-PSU blizzard game in Columbus. I was 13 years old. I was in the Holiday Inn parking garage drinking Little Kings with my dad and some other guys and a cop walks over and asks if I was old enough to be drinking. My dad handed him a Little King and said yep. The cop said enjoy the game.

About an hour later on Lane Ave, some douchebag PSU fan deliberately pushed me when I was trying to eat some street meat. So I took what was left of my gyro and whipped into the back of his head. This guy laughed so hard he gave me a six pack of gennessee and went back into the 7-11.

 

[BigWoof31]

My friend puked on the gambling computer at one of the betting windows at the Kentucky Derby.

Poor bastard. Spent all winter looking forward to the race then had too many Jim Beam's before hand and got kicked out. I think he lasted a total of 14 minutes inside Churchill downs.