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Best "suggestive" song lyric

best part is this song has been/will be played at high school (and possibly middle school) proms across the country.

dave matthews band
Crash Into Me

You've got your ball,
You've got your chain
Tied to me tight, tie me up again.
Who's got their claws
In you my friend?
Into your heart I'll beat again
Sweet like candy to my soul
Sweet you rock,
And sweet you roll
Lost for you, I'm so lost for you

Oh, and you come crash into me
And I come into you
And I come into you
In a boy's dream
In a boy's dream

Touch your lips just so I know
In your eyes, love, it glows so
I'm bare-boned and crazy... for you.

Oh, and you come crash into me
Baby, and I come into you
In a boy's dream
In a boy's dream

And if I've gone overboard
Then I'm begging you
To forgive me
In my haste
When I'm holding you so girl,
Close to me

Oh and you come crash into me, yeah
Baby, and I come into you
Hike up your skirt a little more
And show the world to me
Hike up your skirt a little more
And show your world to me
In a boy's dream
In a boy's dream

Oh, I watch you there
Through the window
And I stare at you
You wear nothing, but you
Wear it so well
Tied up and twisted,
The way I'd like to be
For you, for me, come crash into me
Come crash into me, yeah

Crash into me...
Crash into me...

You know, I'm the king of the castle,
You're the dirty rascal, crash into me.
Please crash into me, baby...

Oh, no no no...
Yes, I see the waves
Come and crash into me.
See the waves come and crash into me.
Crash into me.
 
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2 Live Crew- Welcome To The Fuck Shop

Please come inside, make yourself at home
I want to fuck, cause my dicks on bone
You little whore behind closed doors
You would drink my cum and nothing more
Now spread your wings open for the flight
Let me fill you up with something milky and white
cause Im hopin to slay you, rough and painful
You innocent bitch, dont be shameful
Bring out the ice cubes and the hot water
This is the second half, and not the second quarter
Ill fuck you till you sleep; youll sleep like a baby
And in your dreams, youll say Im crazy
In the fuck shop!
 
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Fruit Salad.... Yummy Yummy

Fruit Salad......Yummy Yummy
 
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TRON;1197286; said:
2 Live Crew- Welcome To The Fuck Shop

Please come inside, make yourself at home
I want to fuck, cause my dicks on bone
You little whore behind closed doors
You would drink my cum and nothing more
Now spread your wings open for the flight
Let me fill you up with something milky and white
cause Im hopin to slay you, rough and painful
You innocent bitch, dont be shameful
Bring out the ice cubes and the hot water
This is the second half, and not the second quarter
Ill fuck you till you sleep; youll sleep like a baby
And in your dreams, youll say Im crazy
In the fuck shop!

Yeah........again, might want to brush up on the use of the word "suggestive." "I want to fuck" is more along the lines of "blatant." :wink2:
 
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You don't always have to fuck her hard
In fact sometimes thats not right to do
Sometimes you've got to make some love
And fucking give her some smooches too


- Tenacious D, Fuck Her Gently
 
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Pearl Necklace by ZZ Top

Shes really upset with me again,
I didn't give her what she likes.
I don't know what to tell her,
Don't know what to say.
Everything got funky last night.

She was really bombed,
And I was really blown away,
Until I asked her what she wanted,
And this is what she had to say:
A pearl necklace.
She wanna pearl necklace.
She wanna pearl necklace.

She gets a charge out of being so weird,
Digs getting downright strange.
But I can keep a handle on anything,
Just this side of deranged.

She was getting bombed,
And I was getting blown away,
And she held it in her hand
And this is what she had to say:
A pearl necklace.
She wanna pearl necklace.
She wanna pearl necklace.

Shes so cold, as pure as the driven slush.
And thats not jewelry shes talking about,
It really don't cost that much.

She was getting bombed,
And I was getting blown away,
And she took it in her hand,
And this is what she had to say:
A pearl necklace.
She wanna pearl necklace.
She wanna pearl necklace.
 
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Some samplings from the Jethro Tull classic:

"Really don't mind if you sit this one out."
...
"The elastic retreat rings the close of play as the last wave uncovers
the newfangled way."
...
"And the poet lifts his pen while the soldier sheaths his sword."
...
"You curl your toes in fun as you smile at everyone "
...
"With their jock-straps pinching, they slouch to attention,
while queueing for sarnies at the office canteen."
...
"Soft Venus (lonely maiden) brings the ageless one."
...
"your wise men don't know how it feels to be thick as a brick."

:nerd:
 
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Traveling Wilburys

You don't need no wax job, you're smooth enough for me
If you need you oil changed I'll do it for you free
Oh baby, the pleasure would be all mine
If you let me drive your pickup truck and park it where the sun don't shine

He loves your...
Electric dumplings
Red bell peppers
Fuel injection
Service charge
Five-speed gearbox
Long endurance
Quest for junk food
Big refrigerator
Trembling wilbury
Marble earrings
Porky curtains
Power steering
Bottled water
Parts and services
 
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