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February 17, 2009
Cincinnati, Ohio (AP) – In a surprise move today, Cincinnati Bengals owner Mike Brown announced that the team would lift the franchise tag from kicker Shayne Graham and place it on the head groundskeeper for Paul Brown Stadium, Darian Daily. When a stunned reporter asked why the team made such a move Brown was quoted as saying, “When you look at the excellent job he has done here at PBS, you just can’t let a guy like that get snatched up by another team. You can look out at the field on any given Sunday and not once do you see a blade of grass out of place.” Mr. Brown declined further comment when reminded by that same reporter that the grass was replaced with synthetic turf in 2004.
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