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Bank robber stops at liquor store, food store, before getaway on bus

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Bank robber stops at liquor store, food store, before getaway on bus


A man who robbed a south Minneapolis bank Monday afternoon made the liquor store his next stop, then went into a sandwich shop and finally made his getaway on a bus.
Step 1: Rob Bank
Step 2: Grab some booze from a store near the bank.
Step 3: Hrm, all this work has made me want a sandwich.
Step 4: Ooh, my getaway BUS is here, better get on.

And he gets away, Minnesota police we all love you! :slappy:
 
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Is this thier police force?
 
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OCBucksFan;781030; said:
Bank robber stops at liquor store, food store, before getaway on bus


Step 1: Rob Bank
Step 2: Grab some booze from a store near the bank.
Step 3: Hrm, all this work has made me want a sandwich.
Step 4: Ooh, my getaway BUS is here, better get on.

And he gets away, Minnesota police we all love you! :slappy:

That's nothing. Compare to the Nichols shooting here in Atlanta a coupla years ago. Dude shoots a judge, court reporter, and a deputy, then hops on MARTA for awhile. Later shoots an off-duty federal officer in Buckhead.

...fast-forward a few months...

Dude tries to get a token from a MARTA machine, but it won't work. Another guy, seeing his dilemma, and having had the same problem with that machine but finally found one that worked, offered him a token. The dude gives him a buck for it, and he accepts. A MARTA cop arrested the good Samaritan on the spot: it's illegal for anyone other than MARTA to sell MARTA tokens!

Murder a judge, ride the train
Sell a token, best explain!
 
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