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Bananas, An Atheist's "Nightmare"

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Funny thing is...the bananas we find at the store (like the one this guy's whole argument is based off of) have been artificially selected for by banana farmers for thousands of years.

Durrrr....

(Note: I am not an atheist, I just hate dumb creationists. Not all creationists, just the dumb ones.)
 
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As a Christian, I can't believe I've been tricked into eating all those other fruits not designed to specifically fit our hands! Obviously, bananas are the one true food:

Acts 10:10-13 (BGV*)

And [Peter] became very hungry, and would have eaten: but while they made ready, he fell into a trance,

And saw heaven opened, and a certain vessel descending unto him, as it had been a great sheet knit at the four corners, and let down to the earth:

Wherein were all manner of bananas, and bananas, and bananas, and more bananas.

And there came a voice to him, Rise, Peter; pop the convenient top of which I learned the design from your soda cans, and eat.

* Banana Guy Version
 
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MolGenBuckeye;662311; said:
As a Christian, I can't believe I've been tricked into eating all those other fruits not designed to specifically fit our hands! Obviously, bananas are the one true food:

Acts 10:10-13 (BGV*)

And [Peter] became very hungry, and would have eaten: but while they made ready, he fell into a trance,

And saw heaven opened, and a certain vessel descending unto him, as it had been a great sheet knit at the four corners, and let down to the earth:

Wherein were all manner of bananas, and bananas, and bananas, and more bananas.

And there came a voice to him, Rise, Peter; pop the convenient top of which I learned the design from your soda cans, and eat.

* Banana Guy Version
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:slappy: thats hilarious
 
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if God created the banana, then i guess that satan created peanut butter cap'n crunch. the lord of darkness lures you with a delicious peanut butter taste but then makes you pay by having the roof of your mouth shredded.

devil be gone, cap'n crunch!!!
 
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The biggest evidence for God, IMO is that life started evolving from clay.

In genesis God breathes life into the clay and makes man.

link to article is somewhere at the end of the acceptance of evolution thread in the poli board

it has something to do with the nucleotides and rna forming at accelrated rates in clay allowing life to beign in the simpliest forms and then evolving into present day..
 
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