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[jmiaj332]

i give it straight on this forum and not buckeye hater, ohio state pretty good team and got strong kids and have good showing in bigten but i tell you they got long way to go before they catch up with bama. you see bama boys play ball with souther style and play in hot whether which give ya better overall condition for speed, ohio boys strong and i say coach not bad but ya got to have the speed to get shiney ring like bama, in past buckeye lose game like souther calli last year cause they wear out cause not in condition. football big in south and boys bred to play just like mama make good fry chichen and hot butter go to bisguit. now if bama play ohio in ohio we win by maybe 4 to 7 point but if ohio go to bama and play they get good souther style beatdown and woodshed stomp and lose by 3 td. you know jimmyboy right on this and jimmyboy say rolltide.

 

[CentralMOBuck]

Holy run on sentence batman.

 

[SCBuck13]

This has to be a joke.

 

[Gatorubet]

i give it straight on this forum and not buckeye hater, ohio state pretty good team and got strong kids and have good showing in bigten but i tell you they got long way to go before they catch up with bama. you see bama boys play ball with souther style and play in hot whether which give ya better overall condition for speed, ohio boys strong and i say coach not bad but ya got to have the speed to get shiney ring like bama, in past buckeye lose game like souther calli last year cause they wear out cause not in condition. football big in south and boys bred to play just like mama make good fry chichen and hot butter go to bisguit. now if bama play ohio in ohio we win by maybe 4 to 7 point but if ohio go to bama and play they get good souther style beatdown and woodshed stomp and lose by 3 td. you know jimmyboy right on this and jimmyboy say rolltide.

Damn it! I hate it when the University of Alabama professors make use of their daily ten minutes of interwebs.

One of the perks of tenure I guess.

 

[buckeyemania11]

Alabama Education FTW

 

[k2onprimetime]

I can't wait until honu sees this!

 

[BB73]

He's been given an infraction for trolling, but we'll leave this active for a while for its entertainment value.

 

[MD Buckeye]

 

[Donnyjr]

Well garly gee howdy, you must be my kin. Did you evar hav ma sistar. Iff'n you did she was good wern't she. I brokded her in fer you. Yup me an ma pappy did.

 

[SCBuck13]

Did someone give The Waterboy a BP account?

 

[NFBuck]

i give it straight on this forum and not buckeye hater, ohio state pretty good team and got strong kids and have good showing in bigten but i tell you they got long way to go before they catch up with bama. you see bama boys play ball with souther style and play in hot whether which give ya better overall condition for speed, ohio boys strong and i say coach not bad but ya got to have the speed to get shiney ring like bama, in past buckeye lose game like souther calli last year cause they wear out cause not in condition. football big in south and boys bred to play just like mama make good fry chichen and hot butter go to bisguit. now if bama play ohio in ohio we win by maybe 4 to 7 point but if ohio go to bama and play they get good souther style beatdown and woodshed stomp and lose by 3 td. you know jimmyboy right on this and jimmyboy say rolltide.

[buckeyemike80] Do you like horses? [/buckeyemike80]

Damn it! I hate it when the University of Alabama professors make use of their daily ten minutes of interwebs.

One of the perks of tenure I guess.

Fess up Gator...that was you, wasn't it?

 

[BB73]

Well garly gee howdy, you must be my kin. Did you evar hav ma sistar. Iff'n you did she was good wern't she. I brokded her in fer you. Yup me an ma pappy did.

I once had your sister, your mother, your cousin and your aunt. But it wasn't an orgy, that was just one woman.

 

[RocketBuckeye]

...is that English?

 

[BB73]

i give it straight on this forum and not buckeye hater, ohio state pretty good team and got strong kids and have good showing in bigten but i tell you they got long way to go before they catch up with bama. you see bama boys play ball with souther style and play in hot whether which give ya better overall condition for speed, ohio boys strong and i say coach not bad but ya got to have the speed to get shiney ring like bama, in past buckeye lose game like souther calli last year cause they wear out cause not in condition. football big in south and boys bred to play just like mama make good fry chichen and hot butter go to bisguit. now if bama play ohio in ohio we win by maybe 4 to 7 point but if ohio go to bama and play they get good souther style beatdown and woodshed stomp and lose by 3 td. you know jimmyboy right on this and jimmyboy say rolltide.

Sentences and paragraphs. With a little practice,

 

[southcampus]

i give it straight on this forum and not buckeye hater, ohio state pretty good team and got strong kids and have good showing in bigten but i tell you they got long way to go before they catch up with bama. you see bama boys play ball with souther style and play in hot whether which give ya better overall condition for speed, ohio boys strong and i say coach not bad but ya got to have the speed to get shiney ring like bama, in past buckeye lose game like souther calli last year cause they wear out cause not in condition. football big in south and boys bred to play just like mama make good fry chichen and hot butter go to bisguit. now if bama play ohio in ohio we win by maybe 4 to 7 point but if ohio go to bama and play they get good souther style beatdown and woodshed stomp and lose by 3 td. you know jimmyboy right on this and jimmyboy say rolltide.

This is simply an alias. This can't be real life.