10. Ha...ving a Wonderful Christmas Time ([censored] you, Paul), Bah Humbug.
11. Any version of Santa Baby, Bah Humbug.
12. Any version of I'll Be Home For Christmas that isn't sung by Bing Crosby or Frank Sinatra, Bah Humbug.
13. Any version of Silver Bells that isn't sung by Dean Martin or Johnny Mathis, Bah Humbug.