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Badgers will take your women

kinch;1654775; said:
And I came back to bed and shoved an umbrella up my ass.

FCollinsBuckeye;1654862; said:
This post warrants the Zurp seal of approval.

1. I need to explain that I do not condone the act of shoving umbrellas, or any other object, up your ass, or any other body part. But what you choose to do with your objects (it was YOUR umbrella?) and with your body orifices, is your own business.

2. I think that kinch has already earned more Zurp seals of approval than he'll ever want. I have no idea what he could possibly do with them. Christmas gifts to the family perhaps? They're pretty worthless, so I doubt he was able to trade for an umbrella.

3. Now that I think of it, Unko Diggly was a tronkly sumtard.
 
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