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[sandgk]

Drunk Man Get's Trapped in Ex-Girlfriends Chimney

Ah, the rich store of lore from Odd News continues to give and give.

If you are locked out of your ex-girlfriends house and need to get in what better way than a chimney, no?

Firefighters had to tear though a wall to rescue an intoxicated man who became stuck while trying to climb down a chimney into the residence of his former girlfriend.

Bad Santa in Training?

Alejandro Valencio said he was drunk when he got into the chimney about 3:30 a.m. Tuesday.
"Everyone do stupid things sometimes when they're drunk," he said.

Spoken like a true doofus.

Firefighters requested assistance from police after arriving because they said Connie Deweese was hampering the rescue effort by blocking the fireplace.
"I told them to leave him in the chimney and let him die," said Deweese, who received misdemeanor citations for disorderly conduct and interfering with a firefighter.

Love means never having to say help your ex.

Deweese said she had known Valencio for about eight months but had told him to stay away from her residence. She said she locked the doors but "somehow he got to the roof."
"I've dated a lot of psychos in my life, but nobody like that," Deweese said.
Valencio returned to the residence after being treated at a hospital and was filmed by a local TV station as Deweese hit him with a garbage can and pelted him with bottles.

Greenies for whoever finds that on YouTube :tongue2:
I'm taking it that DeWeese is an expert in identifying and cultivating relationships with psychos - perhaps she ought to start up a pen pal relationship with the Unabomber or OJ.

 

[ScriptOhio]

Mark Wilson / Courier & Press Connie Deweese is shown with what is left of the chimney in her home at 323 Monroe Ave.. Firefighters had to free a man stuck in the chimney of a home at 3:39 a.m. on Tuesday.

There is a video here:

Tape Catches Woman's Fury At Man In Chimney - News Story - WCVB Boston

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

 

[CCI]

here is the you tube
YouTube - Trapped in Chimney

 

[JCOSU86]

 

[OCBucksFan]

After seeing the video I think it's safe to assume he climbed down in hopes to die rather than being stuck with that crazy ass bitch.

 

[OCBucksFan]

 

[martinss01]

"Everyone do stupid things sometimes when they're drunk," he said.

everyone do indeed.

 

[sandgk]

Instant fame for psycho dater

(And video greenies distributed).

I swear you can see the butt cheek impressions in the brick work. Classic. Now, why didn't miss "I date psychos" not light a smokey fire under her ex's feet?

Lost opportunities.

 

[BB73]

If getting stuck in a chimney while drunk is wrong, I don't wanna be right.


And the video calls for a second one.


If having bottles thrown in my face by trailer trash is wrong, I don't wanna be right.

 

[Ttown]

WTH is all the fuss about? Getting stuck in a chimney is nothing. I've gotten stuck a lot. :tongue2:

 

[Buckeyedynasty]

That is a man if I have ever scene one. I would hit her with the whole chimney full of bricks. She's been ridden hard and put away wet.