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NorthShoreBuck
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My sophmore year in high school I was a jock with a questionable reputation. There was young lady with a not so nice reputation. She broke up with her boyfriend and on a whim and a dare I asked her to the homecoming dance. We both had the same expectations. I basically knew her name and her reputation. She was hot and no I do not have any pictures.
The night of the dance her monthly visitor shows up and for some reason she freaks out. We go to the dance but she wants to hang with her friends at the dance and I want to go with my friends home to party. Did anyone ever really go to the dance, stay and have fun?
I basically leave her at the dance with her friends. I am walking out of the gym and a bunch of guys that put me up to asking her ask me where ms mills was. I told them she was in gym and I was going to my friends house to party. They freaked out and I guess went into the gym and joked and kidded her most of the night. They all showed at my buds house later that night. I was the only one without a date.
That story got around school pretty quick. The tradition was for the girl to ask the guys to the sweetheart dance in February . She asked me as a joke.
First, last and only date. By the time we graduated we both laughed about it.
I had a friend that dated a rather virginal young lady and her first endeavor at oral sex was in the front seat of a car at a drive in movie. He finished and she puked all over him. That one still makes me chuckle.
The night of the dance her monthly visitor shows up and for some reason she freaks out. We go to the dance but she wants to hang with her friends at the dance and I want to go with my friends home to party. Did anyone ever really go to the dance, stay and have fun?
I basically leave her at the dance with her friends. I am walking out of the gym and a bunch of guys that put me up to asking her ask me where ms mills was. I told them she was in gym and I was going to my friends house to party. They freaked out and I guess went into the gym and joked and kidded her most of the night. They all showed at my buds house later that night. I was the only one without a date.
That story got around school pretty quick. The tradition was for the girl to ask the guys to the sweetheart dance in February . She asked me as a joke.
First, last and only date. By the time we graduated we both laughed about it.
I had a friend that dated a rather virginal young lady and her first endeavor at oral sex was in the front seat of a car at a drive in movie. He finished and she puked all over him. That one still makes me chuckle.
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I went on a date with this dancer/tennis player in high-school; I was a Junior she was a Freshmen. For the record I also play tennis, so we were having fun and I decided to let her win in a close game. We went to this party later, and she wouldn't shut up about how she beat a guy on the tennis team. I'm a very competitive person and to let a girl win was tough for me (it hasn't happened sense).
Anyways I'm in a pretty pissed mood towards this hot young'en. At the party, like many others boxing gloves came out, so I ended up boxing some guy (it was a big thing where I went to high school); I think I won/tied in it. Well afterwards she was like I already beat you in your sport tennis, I bet i could beat you in boxing too. I laughed at her for the comment she said...
"I'm serious i do tae-bo and kick-boxing for exercise all the time, i could beat you in a kick boxing match" Well I start out giving some leg checks for the most part, real light stuff. She boots me in the face; and i went off not wanting her to think that she beat me in kick-boxing AND tennis. I bruised her entire body more or less and knocked her down. My 275 pound buddy speared me from the side and said "Okay it's a draw, you both win" right before I was going for the kill shot..
She showed up to school the next day completely covered in bruises. Her dad is a lawyer also, so I spent the next week in a bit of fear. I got the nickname Andy Kaufman for awhile after that whole incident. Oddly enough we went on a few more dates after that. I met her parents about 2 weeks after that date, with the beat-down and the currently having blue-hair it was the most intimidated I've been while meeting a parent.
To this day I still have girls and boyfriends of girls come up to me and ask if i'll do their dirty work for them, jokingly..I think.
Anyways I'm in a pretty pissed mood towards this hot young'en. At the party, like many others boxing gloves came out, so I ended up boxing some guy (it was a big thing where I went to high school); I think I won/tied in it. Well afterwards she was like I already beat you in your sport tennis, I bet i could beat you in boxing too. I laughed at her for the comment she said...
"I'm serious i do tae-bo and kick-boxing for exercise all the time, i could beat you in a kick boxing match" Well I start out giving some leg checks for the most part, real light stuff. She boots me in the face; and i went off not wanting her to think that she beat me in kick-boxing AND tennis. I bruised her entire body more or less and knocked her down. My 275 pound buddy speared me from the side and said "Okay it's a draw, you both win" right before I was going for the kill shot..
She showed up to school the next day completely covered in bruises. Her dad is a lawyer also, so I spent the next week in a bit of fear. I got the nickname Andy Kaufman for awhile after that whole incident. Oddly enough we went on a few more dates after that. I met her parents about 2 weeks after that date, with the beat-down and the currently having blue-hair it was the most intimidated I've been while meeting a parent.
To this day I still have girls and boyfriends of girls come up to me and ask if i'll do their dirty work for them, jokingly..I think.
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The KSB
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While working as a bouncer I wanted to make a girl who was thinking about going out with me jealous. So picked a normal seeming chick who went to the bar and asked her out. She honestly seemed normal, she was attractive, didn't seem very slut like, didn't seem to have a drinking problem. So I asked her if she wanted to go to the Olive Garden (I wasn't going to spen too much money on her). She eagerly agreed and the date was set. While on our way there we were making small talk when she said that once a guy tried to rape her. Needless to say I was a bit shocked and asked her the circumstances. She told me in a very plain matter of fact tone of voice that once she agreed to give a guy a BJ if he let her smoke some of his crack. After she was done smoking the crack she decided she didn't want to come through with the bj. The guy was obviously pissed and proceed to try to rape her.
I wish she would have stopped talking there. But she proceeded to tell me about her jealous, abusive, felon husband who she was hiding from. Not to mention the fact that she had the name of her previous drug dealer boyfriend tatooed on her crotch and offered to show it to me. I politely refused and immediately took her back to her house and told her that I didn't think it was in my best interests to continue going out with her. The crazy bitch freeked out and threatened to get even with me, which she did by stealing my dog.
The story does have a happy ending though. My plan worked. The girl that was thinking of going out with me got jealous and immediately agreed to start dating. Almost 8 years later we are still happily married.
I wish she would have stopped talking there. But she proceeded to tell me about her jealous, abusive, felon husband who she was hiding from. Not to mention the fact that she had the name of her previous drug dealer boyfriend tatooed on her crotch and offered to show it to me. I politely refused and immediately took her back to her house and told her that I didn't think it was in my best interests to continue going out with her. The crazy bitch freeked out and threatened to get even with me, which she did by stealing my dog.
The story does have a happy ending though. My plan worked. The girl that was thinking of going out with me got jealous and immediately agreed to start dating. Almost 8 years later we are still happily married.
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