Bad Burglar of the Year Award

[sandgk]

I think this one may be hard to beat for sheer stupidity.

Trio of alleged burglars ring doorbell

Tue Feb 27, 4:46 PM ET

So much for stealth. Authorities said a trio trying to open a locked door alerted a sleeping homeowner when one of them rang the doorbell. Homeowner Samuel Sanchez, 35, confronted the burglars about 11:30 a.m. Monday, one of whom was still trying to open the door with a pocket knife, Hillsborough County sheriff's deputies said. The men ran, according to the St. Petersburg Times.
Deputies arrived moments later and arrested three teen suspects, including one found hiding in a trash bin. They were all charged with attempted burglary.

can't beat hiding in a trash bin - that's top of the class.

 

[ScriptOhio]

This guy (Jonathan Kirby) could get the award this year.

LL Cool J broke burglary suspect's nose, jaw, ribs

A man charged with breaking into LL Cool J's home Wednesday morning faces a long prison sentence if convicted because of his previous convictions, the prosecutor's spokeswoman said Thursday.
Jonathan Kirby, 56, suffered a broken nose, jaw and ribs when he encountered the muscular rapper-actor inside his Sherman Oaks, California, home, according to Los Angeles County District Attorney spokeswoman Sandi Gibbons.
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Arraignment for the suspect is not yet set, because he is still hospitalized for treatment of injuries inflicted by LL Cool J when he "physically detained" him, she said.
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Entire article: http://www.cnn.com/2012/08/23/showb...ories+(RSS:+Top+Stories)&utm_content=My+Yahoo

 

[gregorylee]

This guy (Jonathan Kirby) could get the award this year.

LL Cool J broke burglary suspect's nose, jaw, ribs

A man charged with breaking into LL Cool J's home Wednesday morning faces a long prison sentence if convicted because of his previous convictions, the prosecutor's spokeswoman said Thursday.
Jonathan Kirby, 56, suffered a broken nose, jaw and ribs when he encountered the muscular rapper-actor inside his Sherman Oaks, California, home, according to Los Angeles County District Attorney spokeswoman Sandi Gibbons.
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Arraignment for the suspect is not yet set, because he is still hospitalized for treatment of injuries inflicted by LL Cool J when he "physically detained" him, she said.
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continued

Entire article: http://www.cnn.com/2012/08/23/showb...ories+(RSS:+Top+Stories)&utm_content=My+Yahoo

[obligatory]Momma said knock you out![/obligatory]