Florida Buckeye
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In 2004 my wife and I stopped at rest area in Maryland to let the dogs take a break. It was dark out and I managed to step in a large pile of dog [Mark May]. After 10 hours of driving with 2 dogs, I was not the least pleased about it. I was dressed in my full tOSU travel attire and proceeded to walk towards the rest area rest room to clean my shoe. On the way there, this creepy old guy comes up and says hi and puts his hand on my shoulder. Scenes from Something About Mary started going through my mind. I politely said hi and picked up the pace. The creepy old guy followed me into the restroom and continued the awkward conversation. I'm not even sure I got the shoe completely clean I was in such hurry to get away from this guy. I hurried back to the SUV and he followed almost all the way to it continuing say something I completely tuned out. I told my wife to get the hell out of dodge now and we took off. Fifteen minutes down the road I realized the creepy old guy was John Cooper and he kept following me around hoping I would recognize him.
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