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ESPN.com said:
Australian girl banned from tennis club for grunting


A 9-year-old Australian girl has been banned from playing tennis at her local club over the noise she makes while competing.


The Herald Sun of Melbourne, Australia, reported that Lauryn Edwards was told last weekend that she could no longer play after an opposing player complained about her grunting.


Edwards' favorite player is Maria Sharapova. And like her hero, Edwards grunts when she strikes the ball.


Her father, who has turned to the regional and national tennis federations for assistance, said the Mt. Carmel Tennis Club in Sunbury asked him for assurances that she would remain quiet while playing.

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WTF? :lol:
 
So some other nine year old cried to his/her mommy when he/she got her ass whupped by Lauren and the mommy bitched at the Country Club management and threated to stop paying her dues?




Thore loother methinks.
 
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Hell the grunting/sighing is half the fun. Womens tennis is like half assed porno......if they are ugly turn up the sound and close your eyes. If they are hot keep your eyes open and turn up volume.



uhhhhh......ahhhh.....uhhhh......(round of applause)!!!!! Good stuff. :groove:
 
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Buckeyedynasty;1102966; said:
Hell the grunting/sighing is half the fun. Womens tennis is like half assed porno......if they are ugly turn up the sound and close your eyes. If they are hot keep your eyes open and turn up volume.



uhhhhh......ahhhh.....uhhhh......(round of applause)!!!!! Good stuff. :groove:
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And trust Dynasty to take us from nine year old tennis players to porno in one post. :tongue2:
 
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OCBuckWife;1102977; said:
And trust Dynasty to take us from nine year old tennis players to porno in one post. :tongue2:
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Well... initially I read "9" as "19" and was going to say make a comment that I'm sure she'd be welcome at the sex club if the tennis club is booting her out, that's good exercise, too... but... alas... she's actually "9."
 
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