At work, have you ever.....

[DEBuckeye]

Well, what have we done?

 

[vrbryant]

Rubbed one out in the bathroom: yes
Fallen asleep on the job: yes
Watched pornography on the job: yes
Ducked out early to watch a basketball game: yes
Called in sick to watch a basketball game: yes
Stolen supplies: yes
Stolen postage: yes
Intentionally made a mess/sabotaged something: yes
Done nothing all day and still expected payment: yes

 

[Thump]

Rubbed one out in the bathroom: yes
Fallen asleep on the job: yes
Watched pornography on the job: yes
Ducked out early to watch a basketball game: yes
Called in sick to watch a basketball game: yes
Stolen supplies: yes
Stolen postage: yes
Intentionally made a mess/sabotaged something: yes
Done nothing all day and still expect payment: yes

And why is it that you think you should not lose your job?

 

[exhawg]

Without telling anyone:

-Took an hour off to go home and have sex

-Took 3 hours off to go see Star Wars

-Took a morning off to go golfing

-Got drunk on St Patty's day at lunch, twice

-Got road head on the way home from the Christmas Party

-Spend 10x as much time on BP than I do working

 

[BuckBackHome]

All my positives were for one place. I wonder why they are no longer in busienss?

 

[vrbryant]

And why is it that you think you should not lose your job?

Because it's not a lie unless they can prove it, and it's not a crime unless I get caught. Couple that with the fact that I've still done everything I've been asked to do, and voila! I'm getting the shaft.

 

[Thump]

Of that list, only made someone cry, a student, and man was it a great sight.

 

[buckeyefool]

<LABEL for=cb_optionnumber_1><INPUT id=cb_optionnumber_1 type=checkbox value=yes name=optionnumber[1]>Drank alcohol? Yes....As teh Bar manager I had to make sure the new products that the rep wanted us to carry tasted good so had to drink one, or two or three </LABEL>
<LABEL for=cb_optionnumber_2><INPUT id=cb_optionnumber_2 type=checkbox value=yes name=optionnumber[2]>Masturbated? Nope</LABEL>
<LABEL for=cb_optionnumber_2></LABEL>
<LABEL for=cb_optionnumber_3><INPUT id=cb_optionnumber_3 type=checkbox value=yes name=optionnumber[3]>Had sex? Nope</LABEL>
<LABEL for=cb_optionnumber_3></LABEL>
<LABEL for=cb_optionnumber_4><INPUT id=cb_optionnumber_4 type=checkbox value=yes name=optionnumber[4]>Stolen something of significant value? Nope</LABEL>
<LABEL for=cb_optionnumber_4></LABEL>
<LABEL for=cb_optionnumber_5><INPUT id=cb_optionnumber_5 type=checkbox value=yes name=optionnumber[5]>Deliberately harmed a co-worker's reputation? No, most did a good enough job of that themselves</LABEL>
<LABEL for=cb_optionnumber_5></LABEL>
<LABEL for=cb_optionnumber_6><INPUT id=cb_optionnumber_6 type=checkbox value=yes name=optionnumber[6]>Damaged/destroyed company property? Only to prove a point....like throwing a plate at the cook who wouldn't make the food right.</LABEL>
<LABEL for=cb_optionnumber_6></LABEL>
<LABEL for=cb_optionnumber_7><INPUT id=cb_optionnumber_7 type=checkbox value=yes name=optionnumber[7]>Hit someone? Nope</LABEL>
<LABEL for=cb_optionnumber_7></LABEL>
<LABEL for=cb_optionnumber_8><INPUT id=cb_optionnumber_8 type=checkbox value=yes name=optionnumber[8]>Slept? It wasn't might fault that I was out all night and they scheduled Me to be at work at 6am the day after a halloween party :)</LABEL>
<LABEL for=cb_optionnumber_9><INPUT id=cb_optionnumber_9 type=checkbox value=yes name=optionnumber[9]>Gotten sick due to a hangover? Nope</LABEL>
<LABEL for=cb_optionnumber_9></LABEL>
<LABEL for=cb_optionnumber_10><INPUT id=cb_optionnumber_10 type=checkbox value=yes name=optionnumber[10]>Made someone cry? Yup. But they desereved it...lots of dumb people work in resturants</LABEL>

 

[Buckin' A]

<LABEL for=cb_optionnumber_1><INPUT id=cb_optionnumber_1 type=checkbox value=yes name=optionnumber[1]>Drank alcohol? Nope, but plenty afterward.</LABEL>
<LABEL for=cb_optionnumber_2><INPUT id=cb_optionnumber_2 type=checkbox value=yes name=optionnumber[2]>Masturbated? Nope</LABEL>
<LABEL for=cb_optionnumber_3><INPUT id=cb_optionnumber_3 type=checkbox value=yes name=optionnumber[3]>Had sex? At my old job I humped my girlfriend on the boss's desk while he was on vacation.</LABEL>
<LABEL for=cb_optionnumber_4><INPUT id=cb_optionnumber_4 type=checkbox value=yes name=optionnumber[4]>Stolen something of significant value? Nope</LABEL>
<LABEL for=cb_optionnumber_5><INPUT id=cb_optionnumber_5 type=checkbox value=yes name=optionnumber[5]>Deliberately harmed a co-worker's reputation? Nope, don't even care enough to do it.</LABEL>
<LABEL for=cb_optionnumber_6><INPUT id=cb_optionnumber_6 type=checkbox value=yes name=optionnumber[6]>Damaged/destroyed company property? Nope</LABEL>
<LABEL for=cb_optionnumber_7><INPUT id=cb_optionnumber_7 type=checkbox value=yes name=optionnumber[7]>Hit someone? Yep, but only if they deserved it.</LABEL>
<LABEL for=cb_optionnumber_8><INPUT id=cb_optionnumber_8 type=checkbox value=yes name=optionnumber[8]>Slept? Yep, night shift can be a bitch.</LABEL>
<LABEL for=cb_optionnumber_9><INPUT id=cb_optionnumber_9 type=checkbox value=yes name=optionnumber[9]>Gotten sick due to a hangover? Nope</LABEL>
<LABEL for=cb_optionnumber_10><INPUT id=cb_optionnumber_10 type=checkbox value=yes name=optionnumber[10]>Made someone cry? No, but I cry every time I see my pay check.</LABEL>

 

[Piney]

Man, thankfully I haven't done most of that since college. But thankfully I did work at the library and did most of that stuff there.

Dang putting books away at midnight in an empty library is the best time to bend your co-worker over the cart and just make her scream.

 

[martinss01]

drank alchy - check
sex - check and check! asking me to work the night shift with my gf when im the only one in the building with access to certain rooms... come on!
stolen anything - does it count if your manager "gave" you something of significant value that they did not have the authority to do and you knowingly accepted?
harming coworkers rep - never let a good worker blindly get on a sinking ship
damaged company property - does virtual property count? if so... yep, guilty of that one too :(
slept - heck yeah! maintenance windows suck. 16 hour window where i spend ~4 hours of it working but i have to be here the whole time. add watching movies at work and playing video games on company equipment to that list.
made someone cry - they deserved it

 

[ScarletInMyVeins]

While at work, have you ever..... (choose all that apply)
<LABEL for=cb_optionnumber_1><INPUT id=cb_optionnumber_1 type=checkbox value=yes name=optionnumber[1]>Drank alcohol? Yep... a lot too.</LABEL>
<LABEL for=cb_optionnumber_2><INPUT id=cb_optionnumber_2 type=checkbox value=yes name=optionnumber[2]>Masturbated? Not at work that I can remember, but I did once in middle school when the science teacher locked me in the back room for being disruptive</LABEL>
<LABEL for=cb_optionnumber_3><INPUT id=cb_optionnumber_3 type=checkbox value=yes name=optionnumber[3]>Had sex? I don't think I have, but it's possible</LABEL>
<LABEL for=cb_optionnumber_4><INPUT id=cb_optionnumber_4 type=checkbox value=yes name=optionnumber[4]>Stolen something of significant value? I used to work for a credit processing company... a lot of idiots send cash payments. That's all I'm saying.</LABEL>
<LABEL for=cb_optionnumber_5><INPUT id=cb_optionnumber_5 type=checkbox value=yes name=optionnumber[5]>Deliberately harmed a co-worker's reputation? Probably</LABEL>
<LABEL for=cb_optionnumber_6><INPUT id=cb_optionnumber_6 type=checkbox value=yes name=optionnumber[6]>Damaged/destroyed company property? Yeah, a bunch of expensive maps that I left in the back of a company truck while it was raining </LABEL>
<LABEL for=cb_optionnumber_7><INPUT id=cb_optionnumber_7 type=checkbox value=yes name=optionnumber[7]>Hit someone? Nope</LABEL>
<LABEL for=cb_optionnumber_8><INPUT id=cb_optionnumber_8 type=checkbox value=yes name=optionnumber[8]>Slept? Oh yeah!</LABEL>
<LABEL for=cb_optionnumber_9><INPUT id=cb_optionnumber_9 type=checkbox value=yes name=optionnumber[9]>Gotten sick due to a hangover? I don't get sick.</LABEL>
<LABEL for=cb_optionnumber_10><INPUT id=cb_optionnumber_10 type=checkbox value=yes name=optionnumber[10]>Made someone cry? Probably.</LABEL>

 

[LRABuck]

Damaged/destroyed property - by accident. I had the copier repairman pulling long mozzarella-like strings of glue out of my color fuser unit because we tried to run a t-shirt transfer through my color copier.

Slept - one of those days where I left at 2 a.m. and came in at 7:30 - I slept over lunch.

 

[OSUsushichic]

I drank alcohol on the job a few times, but that was with my boss.

I used to go over to Manfred's place to "take naps" during my lunch break when I worked at OSU.

 

[Taosman]

Crap, did I miss any?
But, there was always extenuating circumstances!:susp: