At Least 20 Dismembered Bodies Found in Texas

[Muck]

How in the fuck can you possibly "think" you found over two dozen dismembered children and then conclude that maybe you really didn't?

They were really el chupacabras.

 

[Mike80]

Visit the Terrelle Pryor thread for a minute and then ask "how in the fuck" someone can do something.

I'm at a loss, really. The rapture. We were left behind. That's the only sensible explanation.

I'm starting to think you're right unfortunately....

 

[Saw31]

Dead bodies? What dead bodies?

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

Dead bodies? What dead bodies?

Just 20? Coyotes must have gotten some already.

 

[Pheasant]

They were really el chupacabras.

You mean las chupacabras, and it's more likely the chupacabras did the killing.

 

[Jake]

Supposedly it was tip from a psychic.

Nice to see they're using high tech crime fighting techniques in 21st century Texas. I guess the priest and the witch doctor were unavailable.

 

[MaxBuck]

I think we may have had one of these.

New Dog Digs Up Old Dog