Art Class

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Pitt DE Sheard suspended indefinitely (AP)

Pitt defensive end Jabaal Sheard has been suspended indefinitely after being accused of throwing another man through the glass door of an art gallery. Police say Sheard was in a fight early Sunday and had to be pepper sprayed after he threw the man through the door of La Fond Galleries.

Supposedly Sheard heard this guy speaking ill of the French Impressionists, and just totally lost it. If there are three things Sheard loves in this world, they are getting to the quarterback, impressionsim, and mustaches.

 

[Gatorubet]

Hey - you confuse Monet and Manet and you get what you deserve!

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

Hey - you confuse Monet and Manet and you get what you deserve!

Come on, Ubet. Nobody could possibly confuse any of these artists with the impressionist school.

 

[Gatorubet]

I know, huh??? Likely why he was talking bad about them. :p

 

[Bob Ross]

Come on, Ubet. Nobody could possibly confuse any of these artists with the impressionist school.

I beg your pardon?

 

[MolGenBuckeye]

It looks like Sheard was mad enough that he painted over the featured gallery at La Fond. This is apparently all that was left of some of the paintings:

 

[Thomas Kinkade]

Come on, Ubet. Nobody could possibly confuse any of these artists with the impressionist school.

I beg your pardon?

Hell - let me add a rainbow, a sunny cloud and a lamp hanging from the cottage rafter and I'll have a line of porcelain figurines that will keep me in hookers and blow until the Shopping Channel sees it my way!!

 

[Bob Ross]

Hell - let me add a rainbow, a sunny cloud and a lamp hanging from the cottage rafter and I'll have a line of porcelain figurines that will keep me in hookers and blow until the Shopping Channel sees it my way!!

Don't you fuck with my happy little trees... Bi-otch. I swear I'll go oil-based on your ass.

 

[Thomas Kinkade]

Don't you [censored] with my happy little trees... Bi-otch. I swear I'll go oil-based on your ass.

Oh please...! My cat's diarrhea has better color and depth than your fuzzy wuzzy trees on the mountain splotches...

Be content with your Sly & the Family Stone hairdo and cable show groupies. If you were smart, you'd let me show you how to manufacture some color by numbers stuff with your shit. I own China baby! I could move a thousand pieces to the Michigan athletic department. They always need some Intro To Art fodder to keep those boys eligible.

Bobby - listen to me! I could get you some real pocket money and you can buy some new clothes.

 

[localyokel]

Do you take medication for your multiple personality disorder, or just try to make do with art therapy?

 

[PlanetFrnd]

Hey - you confuse Monet and Manet and you get what you deserve!

....right, and then Manet had syphillus....

 

[Thomas Kinkade]

I like to listen to Elton John when I finger paint....








......he's always, like, "Stop that - it tickles!.."

 

[NFBuck]

I fuckin' love BP...

 

[Jackson Pollock]

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[Andy Warhol]

Don't you [censored] with my happy little trees... Bi-otch. I swear I'll go oil-based on your ass.

Oh please...! My cat's diarrhea has better color and depth than your fuzzy wuzzy trees on the mountain splotches...

Be content with your Sly & the Family Stone hairdo and cable show groupies. If you were smart, you'd let me show you how to manufacture some color by numbers stuff with your [censored]. I own China baby! I could move a thousand pieces to the Michigan athletic department. They always need some Intro To Art fodder to keep those boys eligible.

Bobby - listen to me! I could get you some real pocket money and you can buy some new clothes.

Ding! Your time's up, you braindead, no-talent fucks.

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GPA!