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some other famous pirates/bucaneers:
Vinny Testaverde
Pittsburgh Pirates
iPirate
Armstrong Atlantic State University Pirates
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Seton Hall Pirates
ECU Pirates
New Orleans Buccaneers
Long John Silver
Bristol Rovers
Oakland Raiders
Portland Pirates
Lego Pirate
East Tennessee State Bucs
Mount Union Purple Raiders
Steve the Pirate
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iambrutus;611235; said:
If they ported in San Franscisco, it would be:
Yo, homo, put a bottle in my bum...
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ScriptOhio
Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.
A little late but:
Top Ten Pickup lines for use on International Talk Like a Pirate Day
10 . Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly?
9. Have ya ever met a man with a real yardarm?
8. Come on up and see me urchins.
7. Yes, that is a hornpipe in my pocket and I am happy to see you.
6. I'd love to drop anchor in your lagoon.
5. Pardon me, but would ya mind if fired me cannon through your porthole?
4. How'd you like to scrape the barnacles off of me rudder?
3. Ya know, darlin?, I?m 97 percent chum free.
2. Well blow me down?
And the number one pickup line for use on International Talk Like a Pirate Day is ?
1. Prepare to be boarded.
Bonus pickup lines (when the ones above don't work, as they often won't)
They don?t call me Long John because my head is so big.
You?re drinking a Salty Dog? How?d you like to try the real thing?
Wanna shiver me timbers?
I?ve sailed the seven seas, and you?re the sleekest schooner I?ve ever sighted.
That?s the finest pirate booty I?ve ever laid eyes on.
Let's get together and haul some keel.
That?s some treasure chest you?ve got there.
Top Five Pickup Lines for the Lady Pirates
By popular demand ...
5. Aye, I guarantee ye, I've had a twenty percent decrease in me "lice ratio!"
4. I've crushed seventeen men's skulls between me thighs!
3. C'mon, lad, shiver me timbers!
2. RAMMING SPEED!
...and the number one Female Pirate Pick-up Line:
1. You. Pants Off. Now!
Top Ten Pickup lines for use on International Talk Like a Pirate Day
10 . Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly?
9. Have ya ever met a man with a real yardarm?
8. Come on up and see me urchins.
7. Yes, that is a hornpipe in my pocket and I am happy to see you.
6. I'd love to drop anchor in your lagoon.
5. Pardon me, but would ya mind if fired me cannon through your porthole?
4. How'd you like to scrape the barnacles off of me rudder?
3. Ya know, darlin?, I?m 97 percent chum free.
2. Well blow me down?
And the number one pickup line for use on International Talk Like a Pirate Day is ?
1. Prepare to be boarded.
Bonus pickup lines (when the ones above don't work, as they often won't)
They don?t call me Long John because my head is so big.
You?re drinking a Salty Dog? How?d you like to try the real thing?
Wanna shiver me timbers?
I?ve sailed the seven seas, and you?re the sleekest schooner I?ve ever sighted.
That?s the finest pirate booty I?ve ever laid eyes on.
Let's get together and haul some keel.
That?s some treasure chest you?ve got there.
Top Five Pickup Lines for the Lady Pirates
By popular demand ...
5. Aye, I guarantee ye, I've had a twenty percent decrease in me "lice ratio!"
4. I've crushed seventeen men's skulls between me thighs!
3. C'mon, lad, shiver me timbers!
2. RAMMING SPEED!
...and the number one Female Pirate Pick-up Line:
1. You. Pants Off. Now!
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DGADBTWSOM
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sea captain
-yarrr, time to unload the cargo.
- you mean the hot-pants
-ayy, the hot-pants
-yarrr, time to unload the cargo.
- you mean the hot-pants
-ayy, the hot-pants
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