Are you/will you be a good father? Find out!

[Jake]

Here's the test:

When your 16-year-old son invites some of his high school buddies over for a get-together on a Friday night, do you . . .

A) Make sure that you stock up on beer, rum and vodka for the kids.

B) Lure some girls from the high school's cheerleading squad down to your basement - where you've conveniently placed a "stripper pole" - and encourage them to dance provocatively and kiss you on the face.

C) Do A and B, and get plenty of photos of the event so they can be posted on Facebook where teachers at the high school will eventually see them.

D) None of the above.

If you answered C), you are probably Steven Russo, 36, of Bethlehem Township, in the Lehigh Valley, and you have been charged with nine counts of endangering the welfare of children, eight counts of furnishing alcohol to minors and nine counts of corruption of minors.

Dad, 36, charged with orchestrating a bawdy teen party | Philadelphia Daily News | 03/04/2009

 

[Mac]

 

[Mike80]

Pennsyl-tucky

 

[souL]

TTIWWP

 

[OCBucksFan]

Everyone knows the key to being a good father is bring in prostitutes and illegal drugs, this guys a fucking amateur.

 

[martinss01]

Everyone knows the key to being a good father is bring in prostitutes and illegal drugs, this guys a [censored]ing amateur.

yep, everybody knows high school girls can't help but run their mouths. hookers been around the block enough times to know snitches get stitches.

 

[OCBucksFan]

yep, everybody knows high school girls can't help but run their mouths. hookers been around the block enough times to know snitches get stitches.

Exactly, the key to successful highschool parties are hookers and blow, actually, let me rephrase, the key to successful anything is pretty much hookers and blow. Want a good deal on a car? Bring some hookers and blow, trying to impress some people, hookers and blow, want to tell your parents that you are gay and dating thump... well, I don't know what to say, but hookers and blow will probably make that conversation easier.

 

[Apache]

Parents

This illustrates something I have contended for a long time. The only thing wrong with kids today: Adults!

 

[MaxBuck]

I also appreciated the linky to the Wingette competition (basically fully-clothed on-stage lap dancing) that Philly.com provided:

Philly.com Wing Bowl

 

[Buckin' A]

Now I know. I won't do that...again.

 

[scooter1369]

yep, everybody knows high school girls can't help but run their mouths. hookers been around the block enough times to know snitches get stitches.

How can they talk when they're dead in your trunk?

 

[OCBucksFan]

How can they talk when they're dead in your trunk?

That reminds me, I need to get a new shovel.

 

[MaxBuck]

How can they talk when they're dead in your trunk?

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=dead hooker unit

 

[Thump]

UPDATE

Dad tries to off self and 4 year old son.

Cheerleaders: Dad Who Hosted Cheerleader Stripping Party Tries To Kill Himself And His Son

 

[Jake]

TTIWWP