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DubCoffman62

DubCoffman62

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I have a lady friend in Mexico just across the border in Puerto Penyasco. I'd recently sent her package with her sister who was going from here to there. I gave her one of my old mp3 players and bought some ear buds which you can clearly see in this photo

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So I tell her fine, I'll send you some other ones, what's your address? She doesn't know what I'm talking about. I tell her it's where she receives mail. Still clueless. So I ask her does she know what I'm talking about? She doesn't. She's 25 and never heard of mail. I told her to ask her mother where one would send something. I'm like pounding my head on the wall. I don't know if she's not bright or they don't have mail in her town.
 
DubCoffman62;2170919; said:
I have a lady friend in Mexico just across the border in Puerto Penyasco. I'd recently sent her package with her sister who was going from here to there. I gave her one of my old mp3 players and bought some ear buds which you can clearly see in this photo

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So I tell her fine, I'll send you some other ones, what's your address? She doesn't know what I'm talking about. I tell her it's where she receives mail. Still clueless. So I ask her does she know what I'm talking about? She doesn't. She's 25 and never heard of mail. I told her to ask her mother where one would send something. I'm like pounding my head on the wall. I don't know if she's not bright or they don't have mail in her town.
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MMkay.

Why the fuck are you sending MP3 players (I shudder to ask what songs are preloaded) headphones, a make up bag, various and sundry make-up items and whatever the baby blue thing in the bottom is to a 25 year old Mexican chick who's never heard of mail...

... and her sister...
 
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AKAK;2170981; said:
MMkay.

Why the [censored] are you sending MP3 players (I shudder to ask what songs are preloaded) headphones, a make up bag, various and sundry make-up items and whatever the baby blue thing in the bottom is to a 25 year old Mexican chick who's never heard of mail...

... and her sister...
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She was kind of my summer sweetheart last year but when my wife and I sort of got back together we parted ways. She lives about 4 hours from here but I don't go down there. I try to help her out with some simple things because shit's real expensive down there. Her sister is a friend.

Besides, she's hot

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scott91575;2171000; said:
This question is completely unrelated to this thread in any way...

What is the best way to tell someone the girl he thinks is hot is not only not hot but possibly a man? Just curious.
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[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WgOIEGz7o_s"]Austin Powers "that's a man baby" - YouTube[/ame]
 
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DubCoffman62;2170983; said:
She was kind of my summer sweetheart last year but when my wife and I sort of got back together we parted ways. She lives about 4 hours from here but I don't go down there. I try to help her out with some simple things because [Mark May]'s real expensive down there. Her sister is a friend.

Besides, she's hot
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This is a dangerous game, bro! If your happy with your wife, why fuck that up with someone else?
 
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scott91575;2171000; said:
This question is completely unrelated to this thread in any way...

What is the best way to tell someone the girl he thinks is hot is not only not hot but possibly a man? Just curious.
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Dunno, but either way, it explains the make-up.
 
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