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Dryden;1763944; said:
Do you know why the Tater Tot was even invented? It was because Ore-Ida wanted to come up with a way to use all the waste product left over from making Shoestring fries. Ha ha ha. Get it? Shoestring = Shoelace. Ha ha ha.

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Yep. Having to play third string behind 'laces really took the starch out of Tater. :biggrin: Get it? Starch? :biggrin:

Neverm...........................................
 
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Dryden;1763944; said:
Do you know why the Tater Tot was even invented? It was because Ore-Ida wanted to come up with a way to use all the waste product left over from making Shoestring fries. Ha ha ha. Get it? Shoestring = Shoelace. Ha ha ha.

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It's sad for Tater, given that ever since his red-hot start last season, he's had his eye on the Heisman. :biggrin: Get it? Eye? :biggrin:



Neve...................
 
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localyokel;1764118; said:
It's sad for Tater, given that ever since his red-hot start last season, he's had his eye on the Heisman. :biggrin: Get it? Eye? :biggrin:



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That Heisman could have been his if he spent more time during the off season in the weight room as opposed to getting baked... :biggrin: Get it? Baked? :biggrin:

Neve...................
 
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Dryden;1763944; said:
Do you know why the Tater Tot was even invented? It was because Ore-Ida wanted to come up with a way to use all the waste product left over from making Shoestring fries. Ha ha ha. Get it? Shoestring = Shoelace. Ha ha ha.

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Now that 'laces is tSUN's starter, Tater's future as a QB looks really dicey. :) Get it? Dicey? :(

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Hey, maybe this year if they are over .500, they can get an invite to the Humanitarian Bowl! In Idaho! Where potatoes are grown! :biggrin: Get it? Idaho has the most acreage dedicated to growing potatoes of any state in the whole country! :biggrin:

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Get it...The potato is a starchy, tuberous crop from the perennial Solanum tuberosum of the Solanaceae family (also known as the nightshades). The word potato may refer to the plant itself as well as the edible tuber. In the region of the Andes, there are some other closely related cultivated potato species. Despite being first introduced outside the Andes region four centuries ago, today potatoes have become an integral part of much of the world's cuisine and are the world's fourth-largest food crop, following rice, wheat, and maize. Long-term storage of potatoes requires specialised care in cold warehouses and such warehouses are among the oldest and largest storage facilities for perishable goods in the world.

Potatoes. Idaho? Shoelace? Maize? Michigan!?

Nev......
 
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This family is really something else:

Tate Forcier Fans Page

The first several links are emails from "loyal" fans showing support for tater despite his little hissy fit Saturday. You'd think a normal family would want to sweep this embarrassing incident under the rug, but not the Forciers...they see it as an opportunity to add more material to their little website. They're either incredibly obtuse or incredibly dumb. Not sure which would be worse. If this kid was at tOSU with all this baggage around him, I'd be praying that he'd transfer. What a nightmare.
 
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[bb73] We'll just have to wait and see if this kid has the starch to stay at tsun or if he peels off and goes another direction. Remember, even though we all think he's a fruit, he's so small that playing at this level could turn him into a vegetable on any given play.[/bb73]
 
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T. Forcier is just a small fry who is boiling mad at how he got mashed last year, but isn't getting credit this year because he's twice-baked. He's moping around trying to get attention, hoping that someone will butter him up. He needs to not pay attention to the talking heads hashing over his situation--they're just common-taters.

However, despite all his attempts to avoid being creamed and scalloped, Tater will eventually transfer. He can't help it--he's a chip off the old Forcier block, after all. I mean, he also can't help the fact that Momma Tate wears a sticker that says "Idaho".
 
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Jaxbuck;1764184; said:
[bb73] We'll just have to wait and see if this kid has the starch to stay at tsun or if he peels off and goes another direction. Remember, even though we all think he's a fruit, he's so small that playing at this level could turn him into a vegetable on any given play.[/bb73]
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6/10

tundra1;1764196; said:
T. Forcier is just a small fry who is boiling mad at how he got mashed last year, but isn't getting credit this year because he's twice-baked. He's moping around trying to get attention, hoping that someone will butter him up. He needs to not pay attention to the talking heads hashing over his situation--they're just common-taters.

However, despite all his attempts to avoid being creamed and scalloped, Tater will eventually transfer. He can't help it--he's a chip off the old Forcier block, after all. I mean, he also can't help the fact that Momma Tate wears a sticker that says "Idaho".
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8.5/10

Needs more 'tuber'.

:p
 
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