anyone getting dumped right now...

raise your hand!

*raises hand*

fuuuuuuuuuuuuck.

 

Your getting dumped while you are on buckeye planet?

 

How bout some details/pic?

 

i don't wanna post a pic b/c i know waaaay too many buckeyes and some of htem sometimes lurk here.

basically we live together....i drank too much even though i finally gave it up....but it was too little too late and she's making plans to move out.

 

I say go down to El Jardin and have a couple margaritas. By the end of the second one you won't care, and you may be able to score a fat bitch while you are there.

 

Seriously, though, that sucks, Help, especially if you'd tried to make it work.

 

i've got a girl or two i can call i guess...i dunno...it doesn't seem like much consolation now...

 

Make sure you try to get some Break up Sex before she leaves. That will soften the blow.

Don't let that bitch take your Tito Puente records either.

 

tito puente records?

anyway i'm not gonna try and stick it to her...i'm gonna jerk off on her and say 'see? it could've been in ya!' (an old favorite)

actually tonite for kicks..since we're in the midst of doing battle i'm gonna try and have sex w/her..see if it works...i mean to be honest it's aboutt he last thing i feel like doing right now but fuck it...i'll give it the old college try...


alright here's a pic:

 

Someone much wiser than I told me if it flies, floats or fornicates, rent it do not buy it.

You are in the process of looking for a new rental.
Now you have no excuse for not getting a different job, or moving south if that is what you want.

Instead of an MBA you can take a few night classes and check out the opportunities.

I do tend to have a rather mercenary attitude toward the opposite sex, except for my wife and kids.

I also believe that if it was not meant to be then there is a better person or opportunity out there somewhere else for you.

Good Luck.

 

It's from the movie Stripes. When his girlfriend is dumping him at the beginning she makes a comment about his stupid Tito Puente records.

Speaking of Stripes, maybe you could just join the Army, I think they have about a 6-8 week training program that would be perfect for you.

Good Luck.

 

thanks guys....

yeah if it ain't meant to be it ain't meant to be. i'm not gonna fight it.

 

The right girl is worth 1,000 of the wrong ones. Learn what you can from it, move on and keep looking. :cheers:

 

from a dude dating a michigan fan...

 

Did you tell her about me?????