Any suggestions on what to give a

[Thump]

Donny, give her a pearl necklace - or a donkey punch. Also, I've learned from the internet that there's nothing a girl loves more than a wad of jizz in her eye.

He could also give her a Houdini or Angry Pirate.

 

[ScarletInMyVeins]

He could also give her a Houdini or Angry Pirate.

What about a "Jelly Donut" or a "Wet Jessie" I'm sure she'd love those

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

I've never met a girl who doesn't like getting a steaming pile of shit delivered to her at work.

 

[Thump]

I've never met a girl who doesn't like getting a steaming pile of shit delivered to her at work.

I just spit on my screen I was laughing so hard!

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

Thank you, thank you

I'll be here all week.

 

[ScarletInMyVeins]

That was pretty fuckin funny

 

[AKAK]

Now, i think this potty humor has gone way over the line

 

[ScarletInMyVeins]

Quit being such a douche... it's fun, join in!

 

[FKAGobucks877]

Quit being such a douche... it's fun, join in!

Hey, go easy...that wasn't AKAK, it was the toaster...

 

[ScarletInMyVeins]

Oh shit... my bad AKAK. I thought the toaster was sleeping

 

[djtidebuck]

Some of you have been helpful, some of you are plain SICK!

My intent for this thread was to see the spectrum of different ideas that people have for Valentines Day.

Let me re-phrase the question, "What are YOU giving your sweetheart for Valentines Day?

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

18" of man meat.

 

[AKAK]

Quit being such a douche... it's fun, join in!

Dude... do you possibly think I was being serious.

I'm going to go watch Terence and Philip now.

 

[djtidebuck]

18" of man meat.

Yeah, sure you are.

 

[FKAGobucks877]

Donny, I'm more interested in wondering why you have three commas in your sig, when none are really necessary. You should introduce yourself to the hyphen. BKB is good with them.