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Golferdow01 said:
I recited the Ten Commandments:

10. The world does revolve around us... we chose the coordinate system
9. No "couple" enjoy a better "moment"
8. we know how to handle stress and strain in a relationship
7. we have significant figures
6. We have taken a course on the motion of rigid bodies
5. Projectile motion... Need we say more?
4. Engineers do it to specification
3. According to Newton, if two bodies interact, their forces are equal and opposite
2. we know it's not the length of the vector that counts, but how you apply the force
1. We know the Right Hand Rule
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You forgot #11:
11. Because you know how notorious engineers are for being a good lay. :roll1:
 
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LoKyBuckeye said:
did you whisper math problems in her ear while you were in bed?? :wink:
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Her: "I really don't think that is 12 inches."

GD01: "I'm an engineer. It's 12 inches. Want me to use the Mettler Toledo scale I built to confirm it? You know, they want me to work with them but I want to live in Akron."

Her: "Whatever. Let's hurry up because my curfew is 10:00 PM. Why do I have to wear this Cavs' cheerleader outfit again?"
 
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Golferdow01 said:
You HAVE to be able to do it the long way before you earn the right to use the shortcut. One of my worst opinions of high school math departments is thet they are leaning to avoiding proofs and derivations. Now I know they are nasty, but you never gain the understanding why things are happening. If someone were to ask me "What exactly is a derivative?", I could say a lot more than "You take the exponenant and multiply the coefficient by it and then drop the exponent by a value of one" ya know?
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I know, I was just joking. But even if you only know the shortcut, you could still answer the question by saying "a derivative is the slope of the line that intersects the curve at any given point". :biggrin:
 
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osugrad21 said:
I need some advice from someone with an idea about accounting...a balance sheet to be exact. Damn grad school assignment driving me up the wall.
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If you still have a question about the B/S you can PM me, the balance sheet is pretty straight forward.....except if you have a question about cost accounting or work in process inventory. That isn't my forte.

I used to be in Fin Reporting and did a lot of work with the general ledger and accrual accounts.
 
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