Another from the true crime awesome headlines department...

[DubCoffman62]

Here's another one, this one's in Michigan

http://www.azcentral.com/news/articles/2011/07/12/20110712michigan-dog-sexual-abuse-sentence.html

MUSKEGON, Mich. -- A judge has sent a western Michigan man back to prison for using his fingers to sexually assault his pet dog.
The Muskegon Chronicle reports that Muskegon County Circuit Judge William Marietti ordered 59-year-old Jose Sanchez to prison for 17 months to 22 ? years.
The judge also asked state corrections officials to get counseling for the Muskegon man. Sanchez told investigators for a pre-sentence report that he was sexually abused as a child.

Read more: http://www.azcentral.com/news/artic...-dog-sexual-abuse-sentence.html#ixzz1T2Ow7XIP
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[Gatorubet]

Here's another one, this one's in Michigan

http://www.azcentral.com/news/articles/2011/07/12/20110712michigan-dog-sexual-abuse-sentence.html

I see the name of the dog was not mentioned to protect the victim...

Now that Jose' will be in jail for at least 22 months, who's gonna buy the Milk Bones and put on the Barry White CDs?

 

[MaxBuck]

I'm bemused by the fact that it seems to be illegal to fuck a sheep, but perfectly fine to kill one.

 

[muffler dragon]

I'm bemused by the fact that it seems to be illegal to fuck a sheep, but perfectly fine to kill one.

Are you not bemused?!

 

[MaxBuck]

Are you not bemused?!

Score me some lanolin, dammit!

 

[DubCoffman62]

I'm bemused by the fact that it seems to be illegal to [censored] a sheep, but perfectly fine to kill one.

If fucking sheep is wrong...

 

[scarletmike]

But goats are still off limits, so Tibor is still locked up...at least, the goats hope so.

 

[OCBuckWife]

Sanchez told investigators for a pre-sentence report that he was sexually abused as a child.

Lots of people were sexually abused as a child. I'm pretty damn sure most of em don't finger dogs.

 

[Gatorubet]

Lots of people were sexually abused as a child. I'm pretty damn sure most of em don't finger dogs.

Why finger a dog?? Because it's there!!!

 

[sparcboxbuck]

Overheard during the investigation: 'the bitch wanted it...'