And you call yourself a fraternity?

[Fungo Squiggly]

No surprise it happened at TSUN. Bunch of nancies up there.

Masturbating trespasser booted from frat

Woman refused to leave PIKE house in mid-afternoon

By Jessica Vosgerchian, Daily Staff Reporter
3/26/07

Police have been unable to locate a woman who entered the Pi Kappa Alpha fraternity house without permission on Thursday and began to masturbate on a couch.


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[AKAK]

Fraternity members asked the woman to leave the house, but she refused and continued masturbating for about half an hour, Nye said.

Now lets see.... did it take that long for the police to arrive? I think not.

I can see it now...

"Hey, stop masturbating on the couch"

"No."

"Well, I guess no means no."

 

[MolGenBuckeye]

Fraternity members said they will throw out two couches in the living room because of the incident, Nye said.

Apparently the first couch didn't meet her standards?

 

[gregorylee]

OK, since it has been established that she was a Meeshigander, it is then assumed that she is a fat skanky cow. I wouldn't want her jackin off on my sofa either.

 

[Big Papa]

Only in Michigan would a fraternity complain about a nekked girl masturbating on their couch. What a bunch of pole smokers.

 

[iambrutus]

Only in Michigan would a fraternity complain about a nekked girl masturbating on their couch. What a bunch of pole smokers.

unless she was one of the cheerleaders

 

[Taosman]

I guess she was a loser because if she looked hot would those guys have called the cops?

 

[Jagdaddy]

Man, the reader comments below that are priceless . . .

 

[Jagdaddy]

Also, who knew that Larry Harrison had a sister?

 

[Buckin' A]

While fraternity members were eating in the dining room, a woman entered the house's living room, took off her clothes and started masturbating

I realize that I am not the brightest fucker on here. Having said that, will somebody please explain to me what the problem was...

 

[Jagdaddy]

I realize that I am not the brightest fucker on here. Having said that, will somebody please explain to me what the problem was...

Here's her pic:

 

[DaytonBuck]

She's gotta be a squirter if she's getting 2 couchs

 

[BB73]

Police have been unable to locate a woman who entered the Pi Kappa Alpha fraternity house without permission on Thursday and began to masturbate on a couch.

Hot!

 

[ScriptOhio]

Britney Amber Wants YOU To Rush Pi Kappa Alpha At Long Beach State



I haven't thought about Long Beach State since Casper Ware and the 2012 Long Beach State 49ers broke my heart in the NCAA Tournament.

A great reminder of their existence comes via Britney Amber, who wants all the freshman throughout LBSU to rush Pi Kappa Alpha. Talk about a great recruiting tactic. To be honest, if I was a low tier college football coach, I'd start having Britney Amber record these videos for recruits. There definitely isn't a rule againt that yet in the NCAA rule book. No way they've accounted for shoutouts from porn stars.

This was a masterful job of acting by Britney, which I'm not surprised by in the slightest of course. The way she nails "Brother Christian?" Perfect. I'll never not laugh that fraternity members call each other brothers. Not in a disrespect to them, but more in the ridiculousness of it. I wish I could call my friends from college "brother ____."

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Police have been unable to locate a woman who entered the Pi Kappa Alpha fraternity house without permission on Thursday and began to masturbate on a couch.

I think I found her.....