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Taosman
Your Cousin In New Mexxico
Congrats, man!
Why does poop stink?
[SIZE=+1] Poop stinks as a result of the products of bacterial action. Bacteria produce smelly, sulfur- or nitrogen-rich organic compounds such as indole, skatole, and mercaptans, and the inorganic gas hydrogen sulfide. These are the same compounds that give farts their odor.[/SIZE]
Why does poop stink?
[SIZE=+1] Poop stinks as a result of the products of bacterial action. Bacteria produce smelly, sulfur- or nitrogen-rich organic compounds such as indole, skatole, and mercaptans, and the inorganic gas hydrogen sulfide. These are the same compounds that give farts their odor.[/SIZE]
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BuckeyeRyn
Calling all friends & people I met on the way down
Congratulations, AKAK, Mrs. AKAK and "Gretel" AKAK
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LoKyBuckeye
I give up. This board is too hard to understand.
congrats AKAK.. good to hear everyone is doing well.
:cheers:
:cheers:
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Woo Hoo for you, bro. Glad to hear all are doing fine.
Remember, it's never too early to start teaching the younglings how to manage the empire. I'd start by hookin her up with a paper route or something. She needs to learn quickly that life aint about free-loadin. :p Oh, and by the way, you should begin your search IMMEDIATELY for the little motherfucker who will one day sweep her off her feet... he'll need to be checked out thoroughly.
Seriously though, congrats!
Remember, it's never too early to start teaching the younglings how to manage the empire. I'd start by hookin her up with a paper route or something. She needs to learn quickly that life aint about free-loadin. :p Oh, and by the way, you should begin your search IMMEDIATELY for the little motherfucker who will one day sweep her off her feet... he'll need to be checked out thoroughly.
Seriously though, congrats!
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gregorylee
I'd rather be napping!!
Hah, that is cool!
Being a Dad is cool, maybe you can envite all of us (and our shotguns) over to meet her first date.:susp:
Being a Dad is cool, maybe you can envite all of us (and our shotguns) over to meet her first date.:susp:
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Buck Nasty
You'll have nothing and like it
Congrats man!!
now you will really be able to familiarlize yourself with all the cool shit they sell on TV in the middle of the night. :tongue2:
now you will really be able to familiarlize yourself with all the cool shit they sell on TV in the middle of the night. :tongue2:
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Golferdow01
East-Coast Living
Congrats AKAK...I'll make sure to keep my future children as far away as possible from your young baron :)
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PrincessPeach
I want to ride my bicycle.
Congrats, AKAK! So glad to hear everyone is doing well. :cheers:
She's a lucky little girl to have such a wonderful daddy.
She's a lucky little girl to have such a wonderful daddy.
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LoKyBuckeye
I give up. This board is too hard to understand.
yes... pretty soon you'll be doing Tae Bo while juicing fresh veggies and listening to all those hits from the 70'sBuck Nasty said:
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Thanks everyone...
All is going well... (well, I think... I'm back at work... so... I hope its going well).
So far.. the one thing I've learned from beign a father is... that if you get a really nice stroller... there's room for a minibar in the cup holder area...
All is going well... (well, I think... I'm back at work... so... I hope its going well).
So far.. the one thing I've learned from beign a father is... that if you get a really nice stroller... there's room for a minibar in the cup holder area...
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gregorylee
I'd rather be napping!!
Just make sure that you have the sales person show you how to break it down, I once had a mom take pitty on my in the parking lot at Krogers and show me how to break ours down so it would fit in the trunk, it's embarrassing.
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OSUsushichic
Fired up! Ready to go!
Sounds like you need to start your own show -- Pimp My Baby Stoller!
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NorthShoreBuck
True Madness Requires Significant Intelligence
I somehow missed the announcement.
Congratulations.
As we have discussed, fathers with daughters have to worry about all of the little boys with bad intentions.
I assume target practice will ensue as some as she can grip a weapon. Both my daughters know what I mean when I say shoot and move, shoot and move!
Congratulations.
As we have discussed, fathers with daughters have to worry about all of the little boys with bad intentions.
I assume target practice will ensue as some as she can grip a weapon. Both my daughters know what I mean when I say shoot and move, shoot and move!
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