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Am I a Genius?

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Am I a Genius?

  • Yes

    Votes: 9 36.0%

  • No

    Votes: 16 64.0%
  • Total voters
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daddyphatsacs said:
I thought that quotes were good for only 1 point? You damn point paddin bastard..........

Shit like that will get you thrown out of the bar..........before you had the chance to listen to the Mr. Big that you had purchased on the juke box.
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Don't worry about my post count, my points or my rep.... YOU worry about my PS2 skillz.

Just got off the phone with Glen Mason, he's looking for an OC, and he heard about my intangibles. I turned him down.
 
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Buckeyeskickbuttocks said:
Don't worry about my post count, my points or my rep.... YOU worry about my PS2 skillz.

Just got off the phone with Glen Mason, he's looking for an OC, and he heard about my intangibles. I turned him down.
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So Mason called you after I saw him off to the airport tonight? Damn, sloppy seconds is only good when your eating at the Pizza Hut lunch buffet. He told me that my T formation offense is revolutionary....in a historic kind of way. I motion the fullback out..........and create insanity for the opposition.......

Bottle that up and sell it...........I think they call it Chocolate Milk in a Yoo Hoo kind of way.
 
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daddyphatsacs said:
So Mason called you after I saw him off to the airport tonight? Damn, sloppy seconds is only good when your eating at the Pizza Hut lunch buffet. He told me that my T formation offense is revolutionary....in a historic kind of way. I motion the fullback out..........and create insanity for the opposition.......

Bottle that up and sell it...........I think they call it Chocolate Milk in a Yoo Hoo kind of way.
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Childs play, son. You might be able to get away with that with 1926 Notre Dame, but you run the risk of a helmet to the kisser with those facemaskless leather helmets.

True story, played OSU 2002 v. ... I don't know, 1924 ND, I think it was (On NCAA04) First play from scrimmage, I hit the RB... injured.. "broken face" I laughed.
 
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Buckeyeskickbuttocks said:
Childs play, son. You might be able to get away with that with 1926 Notre Dame, but you run the risk of a helmet to the kisser with those facemaskless leather helmets.

True story, played OSU 2002 v. ... I don't know, 1924 ND, I think it was (On NCAA04) First play from scrimmage, I hit the RB... injured.. "broken face" I laughed.
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Oh snap. Mason told me that there is a major connection between the sudden disappearance of many midwestern cows......and the sudden push by the NCAA to abolish the facemask. You see son, the leather is coming back.......and I've got that shit on lockdown. Matt Wilhelm ain't gonna save ya when your dealing with leather in the form of angry midwestern cows.

Now you know why the Boz got out when he did, he didn't want deal with pain.
 
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NorthShoreBuck said:
I'll reserve my vote until you tell me what you told him.:wink2:

Was this a real men of genius moment?
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He and his little brother were eating on the back deck (I've decided it is easier for everyone for those two maniacs to just eat outside). The weather has finally turned nice so they wanted to sit at their little table and chairs and have a picnic outside. I was sitting inside when he came to the door, opened it up and asked if I was a genius. I informed him I was not. I have no idea where the question came from (see - I ended a sentence with a preposition - no genius here).

We went to see the local butterfly exhibit the other day. I am explaining to him that a caterpillar spins a cocoon when he tells me it is a chrysalis. I really do not mind he knows this stuff, it just drives me crazy when he acts like he does not and then corrects me.

Oh, I have never taken an IQ test. I was in a montessori program when I was little but my parents decided to take me out when I told them my favorite part was nap time. :biggrin: I'm street smart. I know what street I live on.
 
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daddyphatsacs said:
Oh snap. Mason told me that there is a major connection between the sudden disappearance of many midwestern cows......and the sudden push by the NCAA to abolish the facemask. You see son, the leather is coming back.......and I've got that shit on lockdown. Matt Wilhelm ain't gonna save ya when your dealing with leather in the form of angry midwestern cows.

Now you know why the Boz got out when he did, he didn't want deal with pain.
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HAHAHHAHAHAHA I can't belive you fell for that counter-intelligence I planted. ROOKIE!!!!
 
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