All your recruit are belong to us!

[BB73]

I know that thomps wouldn't lie to us.

The sky is truly falling, so I'm off the bandwagon. I'm flying to LA to find that building near the USC practice field so I can jump off it.

But before I off myself, the half million that I stole from the dropoff point at the corner of Figueroa & Exposition a couple of years ago will all be donated to WeAreSC.com.

 

[buckiprof]

Excellent hilarious post Methomps! I like the breakdown of where the operatives are located, including one on a golf course in Florida. Hopefully, he wasn't too busy on his cell calling the police about Pedro Guerrero

 

[methomps]

I think you're working for Karl Dorrell and that this just a conspiracy against Petey.

Your conspiracy theory gives Karl Dorrell way too much credit.

So, uh, where does Lendak come into this whole disaster?

F'ing DeVry

 

[Steve19]

Hello Buckeyes. By the time you get this message, it will be too late. Your recruiting class will soon be pillaged. There is nothing you can do about it.

"I think you no lucky too much screen door in ass, Mr Big Talking. Petey our number 1 number 1 boy. Do something on knees. You see, you see, no lucky Mr Big Talking. We waiting for you."

 

[bigtenbadboy]

The only way you can see that ink is with a pair of those sunglasses celebrities wear at night. This was chosen because Leinart said he knew a place where he could get a pair.

If only you could have somehow worked Chuck Amato's super shades into this somehow...

 

[NFBuck]

Holy CRAP!!!!! We're screwed! It's true! Tressel can't close!

 

[Deety]

This is my #1 story!!!

(You'd think that'd get old at some point... nope.)

 

[NightmaresDad]

I think a couple of those non-TEs you listed will end up switching to TE eventually. I know for a fact that's JT's plan. You can never have too many TEs, as Pete Carroll obviously understands!
Since USC has stolen our entire TE class for '06, the backup plan will have to go into effect - which involves moving Schoenhoft, Boeckman, D'Andrea, Freeman, Cordle, M Wells, Oneal, Pitcock, Gonzo, Dukes, Haw, Penton, Abdallah, and Pretorious to TE in order to provide the proper depth. Nicol and Frost will be moved to QB and TB, respectively.
Once we have about 30 TEs, the panic attacks should stop....