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All I can say is...Holy $#@!, sucks to be him

"We are shocked by what has happened. It is the first time we have had such a case,"

Nice to know it isn't a trend.


So anyhow, this Michigan grad goes to see his Dr. and says "I want to be castrated."

The Dr. says "What? Are you sure?"

The guys says "Yep, girlfriend wont marry me unless I am castrated first."

Dr. - "This is a pretty serious surgery. You better think about it."

"Nope" the guy says, "I love her and if this is what it takes I am going to do it."

So the Dr. does the surgery. The guy wakes up in recovery and there is another fellow in the next bed. "What are you he for?" he asks.

"I just got circumsized" says the fellow.

"That's the word" says the Michigander.
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This guy's new mantra- "size doesn't matter, size doesn't matter, size doesn't matter...."

That's amazing. I'm not normally a supporter of big medical malpractice lawsuits, but here's a case where I'd sue the pants off of that Dr.
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