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osugrad21

osugrad21

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BB73;1084340; said:
I would have put money on both lines, but 21 prevented that on this vBet.
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Grad21: I'm just curious. I saw you shuffling your checks with your right hand. Can you do that with both hands?
BB73: No.
Grad21: Can't do it with both hands?
BB73: No, sir.
Grad21: Can you do it with your left hand?
BB73: Well, I... I never tried.
Grad21: So you're a righty?
BB73: Yeah.
[one of the BP goons, AKAK, repeatedly bangs BB73's right hand with a hammer]
Grad21: Now you're gonna have to learn with your left hand.
 
osugrad21;1084573; said:
Grad21: I'm just curious. I saw you shuffling your checks with your right hand. Can you do that with both hands?
BB73: No.
Grad21: Can't do it with both hands?
BB73: No, sir.
Grad21: Can you do it with your left hand?
BB73: Well, I... I never tried.
Grad21: So you're a righty?
BB73: Yeah.
[one of the BP goons, AKAK, repeatedly bangs BB73's right hand with a hammer]
Grad21: Now you're gonna have to learn with your left hand.
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BB73: Don't fuck with me, Grad21! Don't make a fuck out of me! You want to embarrass me and make a fool out of me? You didn't gamble? Tell me you gambled the fuckin' money, I'll give you the fuckin' money to put the fuckin' heat on! Did you gamble? Huh? You call yourself a man? You know you're a lyin', low-life, motherfuckin' gambling degenerate prick? You know that's what you are? ... Huh? And you didn't gamble that fuckin' money? You're gonna stand here and tell me that? Listen to me Grad21. I got your head in a fuckin' vise. I'll squash your head like a fuckin' grapefruit if you don't give me a name. And don't forget to tell your friends what happens if they fuck around in here. You understand?

Grad21: I'm sorry. I made a bad mistake.

BB73 You're fuckin' right, you made a bad mistake. 'Cause if you and AKAK come back here - we catch either one of you - we're gonna break your fuckin' heads and you won't walk out of here. You see that fuckin' saw? We're gonna use it. You don't fuck around in this place. You got it? Maybe if I stick your head through that window over there you'll get unconfused. Give me the fuckin money. But in the end, I wound up right back where I started. I could still pick winners, and I could still make money for all kinds of people back home. And why mess up a good thing?
 
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Mr. Clutch;1084836; said:
Is there something that I'm missing, or am I just stupid...? Or both. :wink2:
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I think in all fairness I should explain to you exactly what it is that I do. For instance, tomorrow morning I like to get up nice and early take a walk down over to the bank and walk in and see you and um, if you don't have my money for me, I'll crack your fuckin' head wide open in front of everybody at the bank. And just about the time that I'm coming out of jail, hopefully you'll be coming out of your coma and guess what? I'll split your fuckin' head open again 'cuz i'm fuckin' stupid, I don't give a fuck about jail. That's my business. That's what I do.
 
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BUCKYLE;1084841; said:
I think in all fairness I should explain to you exactly what it is that I do. For instance, tomorrow morning I like to get up nice and early take a walk down over to the bank and walk in and see you and um, if you don't have my money for me, I'll crack your fuckin' head wide open in front of everybody at the bank. And just about the time that I'm coming out of jail, hopefully you'll be coming out of your coma and guess what? I'll split your fuckin' head open again 'cuz i'm fuckin' stupid, I don't give a fuck about jail. That's my business. That's what I do.
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I owed him 20 bucks once.

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Well... who the hell else is gonna do it... you?
 
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DaytonBuck;1086932; said:
Well... who the hell else is gonna do it... you?
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I guess I will have to....here's your pen, Muck. Sorry everyone left you hanging like that.

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By the way, you guys need to just back the hell up. It's a bad week and you don't want a group of 419 scammers visiting your bank. I have connections downtown, okay? Just answer the bloody phone, take the direct marketing call, and stop complaining. I don't know how many bloody times I have to tell you that the economy of India depends on it. Things are tough, what with the internet link to the Middle East and India going down due to those cables getting torn up. Tempers are getting frayed. There's only so much I can do to hold it all back. Just answer the phone and give those nice folks all your details. It's about world peace. It's the right thing to do.
 
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Steve19;1086955; said:
By the way, you guys need to just back the hell up. It's a bad week and you don't want a group of 419 scammers visiting your bank. I have connections downtown, okay? Just answer the bloody phone, take the direct marketing call, and stop complaining. I don't know how many bloody times I have to tell you that the economy of India depends on it. Things are tough, what with the internet link to the Middle East and India going down due to those cables getting torn up. Tempers are getting frayed. There's only so much I can do to hold it all back. Just answer the phone and give those nice folks all your details. It's about world peace. It's the right thing to do.
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