Alabama displays BCS trophy at Wal Mart

[Jake]

Where else?

Coach Nick Saban and the tide accepted the BCS trophy in the center of the Rose Bowl field Thursday night. Now, the trophy is heading to Tuscaloosa. This weekend fans can get up close and personal with the sparkling football. The trophy will be on display Saturday, January 9 at the Walmart Supercenter on Skyland Boulevard in Tuscaloosa, from noon until 4:00 p.m. Sunday, January 10, it will be in the Gardendale location on 890 Odum Road from 10:00 a.m. until 2:00 p.m. Fans should be able to have their picture taken with the trophy.

Bama's BCS Trophy at Wal-Mart - WVUA 7 Tuscaloosa

 

[DubCoffman62]

I'm sure this guy will be there

 

[sandgk]

Gotta give 'Bama fans some credit for being thorough about this ...

from Roll 'Bama Roll

Needless to say, this has been getting a ton of attention nationally and has prompted more than a few jokes:
Las Vegas Review Journal:

No word whether the sale of toilet paper and Tide laundry detergent will be part of the promotion. That would be appropriate considering 'Bama fans often use rolls of T.P. and a box of Tide to convey the inspirational message "Roll, tide, roll."
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San Diego News Tribune:

Nordstrom Not Available for Tide Trophy Display
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There is more, much more on that entry. True, the general tenor is "what's the big deal guys" but quoting the best of the jokes out there in the sports press is rather a public service, like a news aggregating site.

BTW, will the girls get a crystal trophy they can kiss?

 

[ScriptOhio]

These are the top ten Alabama Crimson Tide jokes of all time:
10. How do you make Alabama cookies? Put them in a big bowl and beat for three hours.
9. It's reported that Nick Saban will only dress 20 players for the Tennessee game. The rest will have to dress themselves.
8. What does the average Alabama student get on his SAT score? Drool.
7. What did the Alabama graduate say to the Tennessee graduate? Welcome to McDonald's, may I take your order please?
6. An Alabama fan walks into the doctor's office one day with a hat on. He takes off his hat, and the doctor sees that there is a big frog sitting right on top of his head. The doctor looks at the man and asks him why he has a frog sitting on his head. It was the frog who replied "Actually doc, I was the one who wanted to see you. Can you remove this wart off my butt?"
5. Why should the University of Alabama change it's team name to the opossums? Because they play dead at home and get killed on the road.
4. Where was O.J. really hiding at right before the famous Bronco chase? On the campus at Alabama. He figured they would never find a real football player there.
3. What do you call a good looking girl on the University of Alabama campus? a Visitor.
2. What should you do if you find three Alabama fans buried up to their necks in cement? Get more cement.
And......The number one Alabama joke of all time is:
1. What do a maggot and an Alabama fan have in common? They can both live off of a dead bear for 20 years.

 

[jwinslow]

Sometimes I wonder if your posts on bp are repeating the forwarded pics, jokes and videos from your inbox.

 

[buckeyegrad]

These are the top ten Alabama Crimson Tide jokes of all time:
10. How do you make Alabama cookies? Put them in a big bowl and beat for three hours.
9. It's reported that Nick Saban will only dress 20 players for the Tennessee game. The rest will have to dress themselves.
8. What does the average Alabama student get on his SAT score? Drool.
7. What did the Alabama graduate say to the Tennessee graduate? Welcome to McDonald's, may I take your order please?
6. An Alabama fan walks into the doctor's office one day with a hat on. He takes off his hat, and the doctor sees that there is a big frog sitting right on top of his head. The doctor looks at the man and asks him why he has a frog sitting on his head. It was the frog who replied "Actually doc, I was the one who wanted to see you. Can you remove this wart off my butt?"
5. Why should the University of Alabama change it's team name to the opossums? Because they play dead at home and get killed on the road.
4. Where was O.J. really hiding at right before the famous Bronco chase? On the campus at Alabama. He figured they would never find a real football player there.
3. What do you call a good looking girl on the University of Alabama campus? a Visitor.
2. What should you do if you find three Alabama fans buried up to their necks in cement? Get more cement.
And......The number one Alabama joke of all time is:
1. What do a maggot and an Alabama fan have in common? They can both live off of a dead bear for 20 years.

College humor fail.

Those are not Alabama jokes as there is nothing specific to the college or the state. They are lame "insert college name here" jokes that Bob Hope would consider old.

 

[BB73]

College humor fail.

Those are not Alabama jokes as there is nothing specific to the college or the state. They are lame "insert college name here" jokes that Bob Hope would consider old.

I wouldn't say 'nothing specific', since the last one had the dead bear reference to Bryant. But almost all of #3 through #10 have shown up on BP as TSUN jokes at some point.

#2 was a lawyer joke when I first heard it.

 

[ScriptOhio]

College humor fail.

Those are not Alabama jokes as there is nothing specific to the college or the state. They are lame "insert college name here" jokes that Bob Hope would consider old.

Well you probably won't like these any better.



Q. - If two BAMA football players are in the same car, who's driving?
A. - The policeman!

Q. How is the Alabama football team like a possum?
A. They play dead at home and get killed on the road.

Q. - What's the difference between BAMA's Bryant-Denny Stadium and a porcupine?
A. - A Porcupine has 83,000 pricks on the outside.

A guy is in a bar with his dog, watching the Auburn vs. Alabama game. Alabama surprisingly manage to get a field goal and the dog barks repeatedly. The bartender looks at the dog in awe. After a while Alabama scores a touchdown and the dog does flips and dances across the bar. Then, the bartender looks at the guy and says, "Man, that's amazing. What does your dog do when Alabama beats Auburn?" The guy replied, "I dunno, I've only had him 5 years."

Q. - What's the best way to get a Alabama grad off your front porch?
A. - Pay him for the pizza!

Q. - Can you name one good use for an Alabama diploma?
A. - By placing it in the windshield of your car you are eligible for handicapped parking!

Q. - How do you circumcise a Crimson Tide football player?
A. - Kick his sister in the mouth!

Q. - What do you say to a BAMA athlete in a 3-piece suit?
A. - Will the defendant please rise?

Q: What is the definition of an Alabama virgin?
A: An ugly twelve year old who can outrun her brothers.

Q. How does an Alabama graduate spell VICTORY??
(Its a trick question, we all know they can't read!)
Did ya hear that the Crimson Tide Library burned down?
Burned up both books - and one of 'em wasn't even colored yet!!


These came from: Alabama Crimson Tide Jokes -- LiveWire Teen Forums

The others came from: Top 10 Alabama Jokes Of All Time | Bleacher Report

 

[BB73]

Just because the first post called it an opossum, and the second one called it a possum, doesn't make it a different joke. :tongue2:

The second group was worth reading for the circumcision joke, though.

 

[Muck]