Al Gore invented... merged threads!

[Saw31]

Al Gore invented girlfriend inflation...

 

[Piney]

Al Gore invented flotation devices.

 

[BB73]

Al Gore invented layups.

 

[Dublin Buckeyes]

Al Gore invented easy lays:

 

[Captain Hindsight]

Al Gore invented Lay's potato chips.

 

[Piney]

Al Gore invented you saying potato and me saying potata

 

[Dublin Buckeyes]

Al Gore invented Dan Quayle

 

[ScriptOhio]

Al Gore invented Dick Cheney hunting quayle.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/cheney_h...57PkqCs0NUE;_ylu=X3oDMTA2Z2szazkxBHNlYwN0bQ--

 

[Peanut Beckley]

Al Gore invented lesbian daughters.

 

[Dublin Buckeyes]

Al Gore invented Sir Tim Berners-Lee, inventor of the internet.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/technology/5009250.stm

 

[Saw31]

Al Gore invented party poopers...

 

[LoKyBuckeye]

Al Gore invented pooper scoopers

 

[BB73]

Al Gore invented ice cream scoopers

 

[Saw31]

Al Gore invented getting the scoop for $49 (Usually $77)

 

[Captain Hindsight]

Al Gore invented getting the scoop for $49 (Usually $77)

Al Gore invented the pooper scooper.