Al Gore invented... merged threads!

[Buckeye Maniac]

Al Gore invented the color brown

 

[DEBuckeye]

Al Gore invented having a brown nose.

 

[ScarletInMyVeins]

Al Gore invented "taking the browns to the super bowl"

 

[exhawg]

Al Gore invented things that won't happen in my lifetime. :p

 

[ScarletInMyVeins]

Al Gore invented things that won't happen in my lifetime. :p

What do you mean? I take the browns to the superbowl everyday!

Al Gore invented dating a supermodel

 

[exhawg]

What do you mean? I take the browns to the superbowl everyday!

Al Gore invented dating a supermodel

Maybe they should hire you, but I can't really tell if that's actually a poop joke.

Al Gore invented dating a supermodel before she was super or a model.

 

[Thump]

Al Gore invented dating.

 

[exhawg]

Al Gore invented speed dating

 

[DEBuckeye]

Al Gore invented dating services, like MatchMaker.

 

[exhawg]

Al Gore invented escort services

 

[IronBuckI]

Al Gore invented getting serviced.

 

[buckeyegrad]

Al Gore invented the Selective Service

 

[IronBuckI]

Al Gore invented selective listening

 

[LoKyBuckeye]

Al Gore invented speed skating

 

[Thump]

Al Gore invented skating on thin ice.