Al Gore invented... merged threads!

[mooktarr]

Al gore invented soldier buckeye and winning the poker tournament

 

[PlanetFrnd]

Al Gore invented "Poker? I hardly even know her"

 

[ScriptOhio]

Al Gore invented dogs playing poker.

 

[Best Buckeye]

Al Gore invented smilies playing poker.

 

[LadyBuckeye]

Al Gore invented older men (see above) surfing the web for x-rated smilies.

 

[ScriptOhio]

Al Gore invented x-rated movies.

 

[Best Buckeye]

Al Gore invented Mookie was right.
"LadyBuckeye-
OK-but you're only gonna here this from me once--BuckeyeSoldier is DA MAN!!! "

 

[ScriptOhio]

Al Gore invented Mookie was right.
"LadyBuckeye-
OK-but you're only gonna here this from me once--BuckeyeSoldier is DA MAN!!! "

OK, what the hell is a Mookie? I "googled" it and found this:

so I guess, AL Gore invented Mookie Poops.

 

[iambrutus]

al gore invented pig shit

 

[PlanetFrnd]

Al Gore invented going ape shit

 

[iambrutus]

al gore invented getting shit faced

 

[PlanetFrnd]

Al gore invented Face/Off

 

[Ttown]

Al Gore invented getting "off'"

 

[iambrutus]

al gore invented offing someone

 

[Prof. Wagstaff]

Al Gore invented offing someone and getting away with it