Al Gore invented... merged threads!

[djtidebuck]

Al Gore invented redundancy.

Al Gore invented creme filling in Twinkies.

 

[Buckeye513]

Al Gore invented Hostess.

 

[DEBuckeye]

Al Gore invented the chemicals that keep Twinkies fresh for 150 years.

 

[AJHawkfan]

Al Gore invented the chemicals that keep Dick Clark and Joan Rivers alive for 150 years.

 

[iambrutus]

im not the devil,
just had to get off of the 666 posts

 

[buckzip]

Al, Gore invented getting off.

 

[exhawg]

Al Gore invented getting it on

 

[Thump]

Al Gore invented Marvin Gaye.

 

[exhawg]

Al Gore invented pillow biters.

 

[Thump]

Al Gore invented Richard Simmons.

 

[exhawg]

Al Gore invented dick

 

[Buckeye513]

Al Gore invented condoms.

 

[DEBuckeye]

Al Gore invented condoms.

But before that, Al Gore invented pulling out.

 

[ScarletInMyVeins]

Al Gore invented the Pull and Pray

 

[DEBuckeye]

Al Gore invented saying you pulled out when you really didn't.