Al Gore invented... merged threads!

[Buckeye513]

Al Gore invented Coldplay.

 

[Popper252]

Al Gore invented the term "Weak"

 

[Taosman]

Friendly fire with Dick Cheney!

 

[NFBuck]

AL Gore invented "on call" medical team and ambulance.

 

[Buckeye513]

Al Gore invented EMS.

 

[ScriptOhio]

Al Gore invented PMS (or was that Hillary Clinton?)

http://www.funny-jokes-funny-pictures.com/funny-picture/pms.jpg

 

[LoKyBuckeye]

Al Gore invented bitter beer face

 

[Buckeye86]

Al Gore invented beer goggles

 

[iambrutus]

al gore invented drunk fucking

 

[Buckeye86]

Al Gore invented the "walk of shame"

(when you have to walk back the next morning from some house that you randomly hooked up with a person in)

 

[ScriptOhio]

Al Gore invented the Buckeye Grove.

 

[LoKyBuckeye]

Al Gore invented Grover

 

[JXC]

Al Gore invented The Count

Six! Six bats! Seven! Seven bats!

Peter: Is the Count a vampire?
Brian: What's that?
Peter: He's got those big fangs...Have they ever shown him doing somebody in and then feeding on them?
Brian: You're asking if they've ever done a Sesame Street in which the Count kills somebody and then sucks their blood for sustenance.
Peter: Yeah.
Brian: No, they've never done that.

 

[iambrutus]

al gore invented boo berry cereal

 

[GoBucks89]

Al Gore invented the Boo Birds.